Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Barbas]

An ancient mariner.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a greek philosopher.

 

[Barbas]

A portion farmer on Jakku.

It's an exciting life.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a quartermaster.

 

[Barbas]

Battleship champion of 2004.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Brilliant astrophysicist and secret vigilante Dr. Vincent Van Steel.

 

[Barbas]

The mind behind the script of Pain And Gain.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Ivan the Terrible.

 

[Barbas]

Andrei the moderate.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Boris the Soviet Love Boar.

 

[Barbas]

The Pizza Pervert.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

 

[Barbas]

Huleeya, patron of Jobasha's bookshop.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Martin Mull

 

[Barbas]

Tom Hanks.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

 

[Barbas]

People's Commissar for Shindigs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Stevie Wonder

 

[Barbas]

An ex-member of the New York Giants.