Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[pyramid head grape]

They don't know Xmbts is a dude... that my guess...

OT He is grand master of scrolls. ^^

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A blind man.

 

[scorptatious]

Hitler's twice removed half cousin. If there is such a thing.

 

[M0rp43vs]

My half brother's sister's cousin's nephew's sister's aunt's grandfather's great grandchild's half brother's step son

 

[Eumersian]

He's this guy with no pants on all the time.

 

[M0rp43vs]

The last dragon slayer and incidentally the last dragon

 

[Connor Lonske]

A crazy bird killing people in California.

 

[M0rp43vs]

He who dealt it

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is the Painkiller. ^^

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A pink polar bear.

 

[Generalzdave]

A treacherous, yet nice, yet sexually manipulative Xbox user.

 

[DOOM GUY]

That dude that always sits in a rocking-chair on his porch and yells "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN" at kids walking by, even if they don't get anywhere near his lawn.

 

[steeple]

he's the advocate of neutrality

 

[M0rp43vs]

Constantly flocked by a swarm of adoring fan girls

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That guy who is destined to join team B.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Repelling an attack by Commie Nazis using only a cafeteria spork and is winning

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A lecherous old man.

 

[Sacman]

Thom Yorke dancing...

 

[DOOM GUY]

some guy that likes to run around, breaking peoples mail-boxes with a baseball bat.

 

[steeple]

captian that-guy