Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[M0rp43vs]

Master of the funky chicken dance

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

The god of silliness.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

TOO MUCH ROMAN!

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is Colin Mochrie. ^_^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's a private detective who has learned my secrets.

 

[Connor Lonske]

He has gotta catch them all.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A trap card.

 

[DOOM GUY]

This dude that sits around on his lawn, and when anything interesting happens, he says "Well, would you LOOK at that" even though nobody else is around.

 

[M0rp43vs]

The funny ethnic dude who suggests "we should split up" and explores dark rooms in a horror movie who you know is not gonna make it past the halfway point

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He switches sides when the time is right

 

[Eumersian]

He switched sides after a long night with yours truly

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He lies and is straight too.

 

[M0rp43vs]

...The reason I switched sides...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...

[sub][sub]I'd be more flattered if it were women wanting to be in my pants.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

He's a guy who's all alone in the world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's the guy who is right.

 

[Eumersian]

He needs a nice girl.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has only 2 speeds
"walk" and "don't give a shit"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He joined the winning side before the collapse of the -1000 rebellion.

 

[steeple]

he's driving his go-kart at a million miles an hour