Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

They are Mysterio, who has retired after a final defeat at the hands of Spiderman.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Secretly Spider-Man, daydreaming about what it would be like to defeat Mysterio.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly Batman, brooding over the fact that Gotham City is fictional.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Secretly Superman, sulking because he's not as awesome as Batman.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Secretly Aquaman, hating everyone and everything.

 

[Nouw]

My secretive work colleague.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A dead skunk brought back to life by Herbert West in an early experiment.

 

[xmbts]

He's an inspiration to young children everywhere.

 

[Sacman]

They're actually the guitarist for the Gorillaz...<.<

 

[SckizoBoy]

Is the (well a) shoggoth, disguised as a little girl, keeper of all that is surreal

 

[scorptatious]

Is actually someone who goes out in the snow to reap crops. Crops that don't actually exist.

 

[xmbts]

He's some strange entity that requires no food, water, or oxygen.

 

[Dango]

He covers himself in a white sheet when he goes outside because he thinks it makes him invisible.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dango is a sentient Starfish on a scouting mission. Soon the invasion will begin...

 

[Anarchemitis]

A self-described and self-prescribed professional lazy-ass from Canada.

 

[SckizoBoy]

The air-force mascot... who is impossible to dress...

 

[Wintermoot]

a guy who like the rocky horror picture show who nurtures wounded nails back to health in his spare time and names them all Jack the third

 

[The Clown]

Secretly a guy who is currently eating unhealthy food.