Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[nuba km]

hypno toad!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Chad from accounting. Your time is almost up. I'd run!

 

[xmbts]

He has actually vowed to destroy everything pokemon related.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

The Joker. No Joke

 

[Sacman]

Zombie Kurt Cobain...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Zombie Duke Nukem. Yeah, you're already infected, you just don't know it yet.

 

[xmbts]

His name is Randal, he is the ender of threads.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

They are not one person. He is the x, there is a female b. The rest I have not been able to gain intelligence on.

All I know is that they are out to destroy the world.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

MOM!?

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

... Sis?

Apparently I had a sex change without knowing......

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A man who learned the shocking truth. He is a woman.

 

[scorptatious]

He is really three people sharing the same account.

 

[SkyeNeko]

He is a mouse that shoots lightning bolts to power his computer. That is all.

 

[SckizoBoy]

A maid disguised as a secret agent disguised as the world's best cosplayer

 

[xmbts]

He's an ordinary guy who thinks himself rather funny.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Something tells me xmbts is someone who works at a music store.

 

[One Seven One]

I want to say store clerk for some reason.