Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

StormShaun · Jul 26, 2011

He's the tough mean bouncer guarding the bathroom door only saying that only VIP's can pass...why wont you let me through!

M0rp43vs · Jul 26, 2011

Has the power to stop time for 1 millisecond as long as he holds his breath

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 26, 2011

Has the ability to see into the future by 1 second. It gives him migraines.

Eumersian · Jul 26, 2011

He has two dogs, three cats, twelve badgers, and a moose. His army is unstoppable.

steeple · Jul 26, 2011

he's the king of the beavers, yet he cannot deceive us and he cant fool owls!

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 26, 2011

Lord Nail.

M0rp43vs · Jul 27, 2011

Super Kami Guru

Blow_Pop · Jul 27, 2011

the monster under my bed *shudders*

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 28, 2011

Birdy.

M0rp43vs · Jul 28, 2011

The thing that goes bump in the night

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 28, 2011

The thing that bumps back in the night.

steeple · Jul 28, 2011

the one who shouted to the devil

pyramid head grape · Jul 28, 2011

The devil.

M0rp43vs · Jul 28, 2011

The devil's second brother's brother-in-law

pyramid head grape · Jul 28, 2011

The unmuteable word of the law!

puffy786 · Jul 28, 2011

The devil's best buddy.

pyramid head grape · Jul 28, 2011

An undercover mod trying to trick people into breaking the rules >.>

in other words, best ninja ever! ^_^

VaudevillianVeteran · Jul 28, 2011

Master Hat Tilt.

Eumersian · Jul 28, 2011

Making Porn Names for Fun and Profit.

pyramid head grape · Jul 28, 2011

Punching his way through... everything. >