Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[M0rp43vs]

Master Mapleleaf

Likes to go to the local cemetery at midnight, decked out in a shiny red suit, carrying a boombox playing "thriller" and ensuring that the local zombie populations is kept in check

 

[pyramid head grape]

He's going to make his own thread, with blackjack and hookers.

 

[steeple]

he's made of tuesday

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's the Prime Minister of Sweden.

 

[steeple]

I know she's contending for the spot of a contender

 

[ResonanceSD]

A guy who does stuff.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That guy with the face.

 

[steeple]

HE is a MAN!
*punch*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

HE! Just broke my nose! ...ow,ow,ow...

 

[Eumersian]

She's the body model for the original FemShep. ;D

 

[pyramid head grape]

He lost his Grammar Nazi job by spelling enjoy, injoy. XD

 

[SckizoBoy]

The one who will give me my last rites.

 

[Eumersian]

He's clearly depressed.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He wrestles bears for a living!

 

[Eumersian]

She sells seashells behind the pub for £12 a bag.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He under sells her. ^^

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He buys my shells on a regular basis~

 

[Eumersian]

I'd like to buy a lot more than shells from you, sweetheart. :3

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

D'aww~ In real life he's a charmer!

 

[Eumersian]

She's the girl all the nerd guys fawn over.