Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He is a government employee responsible for generating random numbers that become fact.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He is the Canadian Banksy.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a deeply religious alcoholic farmboy in a wheelchair.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Link to Future owns some property in Somerset.

 

[Eumersian]

Doc Gnosis is an insurance salesman.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Something tells me Eumersian is part of the Trump Organization.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a globe-trotting ninja senator with nothing left to lose.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He vaguely reminds me of a Kenyan travelling samurai bottle juggler I met once.

 

[scorptatious]

He's a person who hibernates in a cave on the moon most of the time. Only now does he post on his computer before he goes back into his slumber.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a witless Amish cat burglar haunted by memories of 'Nam.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He is a missionary in South America, protecting the rare, endangered love-bunny population in Chile. It is hard work however because the locals like to use their hides as goodluck charms.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a fiendish Catholic photographer with the power to see death.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the Grim Reaper's lawyer. His job sucks.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Voodoomancer works at a tannery, and he has my condolences.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's an old-fashioned guerilla vampire hunter with a passion for fast cars.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He is from Chernobyl. His dog's name is Hiroshima.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a war-weary neurotic shaman moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He is a curious poet, on the move leaving deathnotes everywhere.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's santa. He's bored now that christmas is still 10 months away.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a benighted skateboarding photographer plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder.