Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's just this guy who likes to post on the Escapist from time to time. Also a vampire.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a superhumanly strong bohemian boxer from THE FUTURE.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's a very intelligent connoisseur of fine cuisine... FROM THE PAST.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's an immortal devious senator on the wrong side of the law.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's also a dreamer...

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a short-sighted guitar-strumming astronaut haunted by an iconic dead American confidante.

 

[Eumersian]

He's a Dr Pepper aficionado.

 

[Link_to_Future]

How...how did you know? >.>

He's a scrappy arachnophobic assassin searching for his wife's true killer.

 

[scorptatious]

He's a mutant dog, plotting his master's downfall.

 

[Eumersian]

He's a printer of newspapers, in a cruel world where newspapers are worthless. He must fight through waves of angry ex-newspaper readers to protect his investments.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a leather-clad overambitious cyborg in drag.

 

[Eumersian]

He is a male prostitute the tries their hardest to look like Marylin Monroe.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He writes news stories for Fox News, however he is secretly trying to take the Company down from the inside.

 

[Eumersian]

He writes stories for Fox news, like, for real. This dude here, writes that shit for serious because he believes every word of it.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Eumersian had a brief stint as a kid secretary.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a gun-slinging soccer-playing librarian who dotes on his loving old ma.

 

[scorptatious]

He's a duck from Pluto. Who is petitioning to get his home classified as a planet again.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's the ultimate accountant.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He is a time traveller and the main cause, of every disaster that ever happened.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's exploding right now!