Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[xmbts]

He's the worlds first professional leprechaun hunter.

 

[Eumersian]

xmbts is a professional mailroom robber. He spends his days toting his gun into the mailrooms of various local businesses and asks people to "Give [him] the TPS Reports and nobody gets hurt."

Sad turn of events. You were such a promising physicist.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'm very sure that he's most likely standing outside my door right now.

 

[Voodoomancer]

He's a shaman for an ancient tribe who dabbles in speedcore techno now and again.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's no-one and someone. He's a mystery!

 

[Eumersian]

He's a fuckin' Canadian pirate-ninja. Hell-bent on making the best dumplings on the seven seas.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's absolutely right. And also Cyborg Charles de Gaulle.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He doesn't know, that there is someone standing right behind him, right at this very moment.

Also he's a ninja.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He is someone trying to hack into my computer as we speak.

 

[zombiesinc]

He's just a kid trying to attain his dreams... in BC!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He's really zombiesinc's dog posing while his master is away.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Doesn't VaudevillianVeteran sell cheese pretzels in Canada?

 

[fnlrpa]

Dwarf mad scientist

 

[Zirat]

A kappa who runs a cucumber stand next to a scenic lake in Toronto.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A bank teller with an obsession for collecting socks.

 

[One Seven One]

A piano player.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A priest with pink hair.

 

[Eumersian]

He is a professional whoop shooper.

 

[One Seven One]

Someone who could kill by sending sonic waves into a person's brain.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Someone who can kill a man with a spoon.