Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[One Seven One]

Someone who recognises my talents. >:3
Who is also sneaky and magical.

 

[murderxthexcase]

Is a magical wizard with cat like reflexes and a heart of gold... right?

 

[One Seven One]

Eh, two out of three isn't so bad.. >:3
A man with a serious expression at all times.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gasp* The Angry Videogame Nerd?!

 

[One Seven One]

xD
Someone who knows their internet celeberties.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Probably builds bunraku puppets in Richmond.

 

[One Seven One]

A dark and mysterious figure.

 

[Link_to_Future]

He's a deeply religious zombie grifter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He stalks school children. Oh don't worry, not like that, he just likes to make sure kids get home safe.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I'm pretty sure VaudevillianVeteran was among the roster for Streko.

 

[Eumersian]

An evil cupcake mastermind.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He is the last remaining member of an organization, hell-bent on destroying all cupcakes.

 

[Dancingman]

A COMMUNIST!

 

[One Seven One]

A war mongerer.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A toy poodle.

 

[One Seven One]

The ultimate combination of stealth and magic.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Isn't One Seven One a banker at Wells Fargo?

 

[Drexlore]

I think Doc is actually a baker for a company that only makes fish cupcakes.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Hmmm... You strike me more as a member of the FDiC, in the cryptology department if I'm a-gambling.

 

[GodofDisaster]

He is the creator of waffles.