Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Dango]

xmbts is really a ghost who was killed years ago from excessive cuteness...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dango is a starfish which has acquired sentience.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Redlin5 is a Canadian commando who is in hiding in Alberta after accidentally killing his team.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

A drunk spider, that wish that it could be bigger and give children milk on Sundays.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Doesn't Wade run an Ethiopian Cafe in Surrey?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A skydiving centipede.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A secretary that you do not want to piss off.

 

[xmbts]

A secretary you do want to piss off, just for kicks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A commando, specializing in the lethal application of spoon.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Someone who has a scary amount of posts under his avatar.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Someone who has not encountered mod-wrath.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Someone who has requested mod wrath before.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Someone I don't know.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Cpl Cow is actually a space cow complete with eight arms in real life.

He can type on the Escapist and do his taxes at the same time!!

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Z works with Silicon Knights on the new Too Human game.

 

[kingofboars]

Doc Gnosis is a shadow man with a heart of gold

 

[Eumersian]

kingofboars is not really a king, nor a boar. He is also not a king of boars, or any kind of leader of any sort.

They work at their local grocery store.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eumersian is the American equivalent of Rasputin.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Redlin5 is a normal guy except for the fact he killed Redlin1, 2, 3 & 4.
He also fears the foretold coming of number 6.

 

[Zirat]

Dr. Susse is actualy a gladiator manatee that fights with a Spatula