Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Mr.Numbers]

Attempting to write an article for Cracked?

 

[M0rp43vs]

A robot driven by 20 mini version of him

 

[pyramid head grape]

Captain Picard

 

[steeple]

mr. spock

 

[pyramid head grape]

deep spacer

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Worf.

What? I wanted to keep the Star Trek trend going.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Data.

 

[One Seven One]

A pokemon trainer!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Battle music*

 

[One Seven One]

You are a pokeball...
A MASTER pokeball! o3o

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Something tells me 171 makes masks for a big name corporation in Belfast.

 

[xmbts]

Clearly a man with a lightbulb for a head.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hannah Montana.

 

[Norendithas]

Captain Canada!

 

[M0rp43vs]

Breaks the fourth wall regularly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Captain Canada Canuck!

CURSES! Not only you but Wikipedia [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Canuck] are going to ruin me!

OT: Normal fleshy meatbag.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Works as a viking at a historical recreation faire.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The Red Spy who is in your base.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Whenever he goes anywhere, he establishes his superiority by punching the nearest person in the snout, enamoring people to his rowdy, no-nonsense brand of ruffianism
(A soda for the reference)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Gives sodas to strangers.

[sub]No clue >.<[/sub]