And you know this how?RagingScottsman said:I'm sorry but Megan Fox is not a hot chick; She is a bag of slut and STDs with all the warmth and pleasantness of a turd on the polar ice cap. I'd sooner slide my willy into the be-tentacled ear canal of cthulhu than step within a five foot radius of her lest my genitals start to ache just by proxy.
And won this thread you have.Composer said:i think this will win this thread
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cut me off a piece of THAT!
edit:added the box
Wow...that's a really good picture of her...Velocirapture07 said:Seconded, sir. Seconded...Skullkid4187 said:HAAAYLEY WILLIAMSDDD
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Edit: Or Thirded..ed if you count that guy who mentioned Swift. But you really can't count that because he mentioned Swift.
Who wouldn't want to dock his canoe in Natalie's Port, man?TriggerUnhappy said:Looks-wise, Jessica Alba is my personal favorite, with Scarlett Johansson a close runner-up.
If we're talking the whole package (personality), then I'd probably say Natalie Portman.
rt052192 said:Helen of Troy
Was this the face that launch'd a thousand ships,
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss.
Her lips suck forth my soul: see where it flies!
Come, Helen, come, give me my soul again.
Here will I dwell, for heaven is in these lips,
And all is dross that is not Helena.
I will be Paris, and for love of thee,
Instead of Troy, shall Wittenberg be sack'd;
And I will combat with weak Menelaus,
And wear thy colours on my plumed crest;
Yea, I will wound Achilles in the heel,
And then return to Helen for a kiss.
O, thou art fairer than the evening air
Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars;
Brighter art thou than flaming Jupiter
When he appear'd to hapless Semele;
More lovely than the monarch of the sky
In wanton Arethusa's azur'd arms;
And none but thou shalt be my paramour!
Christopher Marlowe
I think the fact that she was married to a king may also have had something to do with it.ace_of_something said:Wasn't a massive war started over Helen of Troy? She must've been pretty hot.
Haha, Plinkett is the man. I assume that's what you're referring to. Good call btw.butterkniferampage said:Who wouldn't want to dock his canoe in Natalie's Port, man?TriggerUnhappy said:Looks-wise, Jessica Alba is my personal favorite, with Scarlett Johansson a close runner-up.
If we're talking the whole package (personality), then I'd probably say Natalie Portman.