Who is the Ultimate Video Game Bad-Ass

[mindlesspuppet]

Snake,the man that took a tank with granades,a hind-D with stingers,a ninja with his fist and a Metal Gear all in one day

I can't take Snake seriously as a badass after seeing him masturbate.

...*puts down her controller and walks away from the MGS title playing*

WTF? you talking about?

[went off topic sorry] I think its about the Metal Gear awesome reference. I heard about it myself eons ago and it was...really disturbing.

On topic: Okay Dante's a close 2nd. I'll give him that!

No. In MGS2 there was an easter egg where you got to see Snake masturbate. Mainly you just see his masturbation face, but it's terrifying none-the-less.


Just look at his face in the second conversation! You'll have nightmares!

There was a way to see arm motion from behind before the convo started, but can't find a video with it.

 

[HellsingerAngel]

EDIT:

Well, it is either Duke Nukem or the God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40.000.

Spoiler: seriously.

I would discount him only because he's not a playable character, nor do you ever meet him. But yes, if not for those two reasons, the God Emperor would win.

 

[Rusty Bucket]

Gabriel Angelos, motherfuckers.

Spoiler: Behold his strangely elongated face and tremble

And in the second game, he gets a hammer and a fucking cape.

 

[minimacker]

The Old Spice Man.

Because I say so.


On topic : How 'bout Yuri from Red Alert 2? The guy mind-controlled the missile centre command, causing nuclear warheads to blow up on the site.

 

[ManaAdvent]

I'm going to say Dante from DMC on this one.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Solid Snake, of course

Or maybe Garrus....You try doing weapon calibrations all day

 

[Trolldor]

EDIT:

Well, it is either Duke Nukem or the God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40.000.

Spoiler: seriously.

I would discount him only because he's not a playable character, nor do you ever meet him. But yes, if not for those two reasons, the God Emperor would win.

Except he was effectively dead then, and is properly dead now.

 

[Rooster893]

Duke Nukem.

There's plenty of him to go around, and he has balls of steel.

 

[Zebag]

Surprised no one has said Kratos yet. GOW Kratos, not Tales Kratos.

 

[Zarmi]

The fuck? Duke, obviously. It's not even a question!

 

[octafish]

Ivan Dolvich. "Gun, all gun, like finger on hand"
Gus Tarballs. "Sure thing Woody"

Sam Fisher circa Chaos Theory or 47 for those who haven't played JA2.

 

[Jazoni89]

motherfucking Lu-Bu!.

If you play any dynasty warriors game, and Lu-Bu comes into the battle, you might aswell quit, because Lu-Bu will come knocking and he will rape your life bar with his overpowered moves.

 

[David Demers]

Duke Nukem.

 

[Fredrikorex]

Duke Nukem, Gordon Freeman or Leon from RE4.

 

[CaptainKoala]

I haven't seen anyone say Gordon Freeman yet!

 

[Kroxile]

Duke Nukem. Everyone else pales in comparison.

Nailed it. Thread should've ended there.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Dante. If not for being a badass, then he definitely wins by cameoing in SMT Nocturne.

 

[gibboss28]

The Duke, hands down.