Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

[lapan]

Has to be Daredevil. He's blind, and his superpower is... wait for it... sight.


Score.

Wasn't his superpower enhanced senses, and his sight more of an batlike infrasonic kind?

 

[bluerahjah]

They brought him back actually. Plus the people who made the comic where he died are racist. I would have to say Aquaman though. He just screams useless.

Wait, wait.... what do you mean they brought back Captain America? Are you referring to the Bucky-I'm not really Captain America but this suit hides my panty-line better-Captain America? Or the real Steve Rogers Captain America?

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Superman. Even though his powers include 'never dying' he still manages to be a little whiny ***** who gets owned everywhere he goes.

 

[lapan]

Captain Planet possesses weaknesses to pollution, radiation, toxic waste, smog, etc.

I mean come on, that's pathetic, these things are literally everywhere.

Its not his worst weakness, it seems even hate is one of his weaknesses, since he said the following line when he met Hitler:

"I wasn't prepared for the level of hate radiating from that monster."

 

[ZeroMachine]

Captain Planet possesses weaknesses to pollution, radiation, toxic waste, smog, etc.

I mean come on, that's pathetic, these things are literally everywhere.

Its not his worst weakness, it seems even hate is one of his weaknesses, since he said the following line when he met Hitler:

"I wasn't prepared for the level of hate radiating from that monster."

He... met... Hitler?

::goes to wikipedia::

EDIT: I still find it hilarious that one of his enemy's name was Duke Nukem.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

nuff said

 

[beddo]

Worst - Superman

Best - The Incredible Hulk

 

[WinkyTheGreat]

They've both been mentioned but for me it's a tie between Aquaman (virtually useless) and Superman (overpowering, but weak to a rock).

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

Xitel speaks the truth, people. Dog Welder is the single most terrifying hero ever to exist simply because he can defy the laws of physics.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

Spoiler: The Dogwelder in action

Oddly, enough, when I did a Google search on him for some reason I came across a truly useless superhero: Arms-Fall-Off Boy. Quick, guess what his power is.

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. You nearly suffocated me with laughter.
EDIT: Worst Superhero: A guy who suffocates people with laughter.

 

[Rocksa]

They actually made Aquaman seem pretty badassed in the Justice League cartoons, granted though he wasn't actually a superhero at that point and he was just the ruler of Atlantis, which means he was still sucking pretty hard in his superhero career.

Anyway, Aquaman the king survived an assassination attempt via RPG, like seriously, they hit him with it and he didn't die. He basically gave the rest of the Justice League the finger when begged to join. He also cut off his own hand at one point to save his son, and then used to knife used to cut off his hand as his new hook hand, and IIRC he just shoved the thing into the bloody stump right after cutting the hand off. Plus I think he also lifted a supertanker at one point, and used a whale to hit somebody...it's been awhile since I've seen it. Then he also had a manly man beard going on. Unfortunately he wasn't actually a superhero at this point, as he wasn't fighting crime or anything of that nature, he was just the king of Atlantis.

So yeah, as a superhero Aquaman sucked, but as a king, he's about as badassed as they come.

 

[Cucumber]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

My god... Where the crap can I find this amazing piece of graphic literature?

Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?

Seriously. Superman is boring.

Kryptonite doesn't even kill him, just make him feel queasy for a few minutes. Superman sucks great big cucumbers.

Ow, my username got pwnt. =(

 

[JohnSmith]

Aquaman is quite clearly the worst superhero if only because there is little crime on the ocean and even less underneath it.

 

[marfoir(IRL)]

Superman. Being invincible is just plain hax. ALthough for plain uselessness value Aquaman.

 

[Happy Toki Toki]

Robin... just as useless as batman, just doesnt have any tech

 

[Adam Jenson]

I think we're all forgetting bout this one guy who really wasn't that good at his job anyways.
His name was




ozymandias

 

[Jenny Creed]

No, I'm not forgetting Ozymandias. The thing is, compared to most of the supers in The Boys, he kicks ass. He has noble goals, he's clever and skillful and he arguably even succeeds in saving the world. His murders are carefully planned for greatest effect. He's looking at the big picture, and his only fault is killing a lot of innocent people in order to save everyone else. Which is a big mistake, sure, there should be better ways to do it.

But it's not like he just runs down the street and accidentally tears the arms off someone without looking or giving a shit. As a tame example of what the heroes in The Boys do any day of the week.

 

[dunnace]

Apathy man.

He just doesn't... care.

 

[Adam Jenson]

No, I'm not forgetting Ozymandias. The thing is, compared to most of the supers in The Boys, he kicks ass. He has noble goals, he's clever and skillful and he arguably even succeeds in saving the world. His murders are carefully planned for greatest effect. He's looking at the big picture, and his only fault is killing a lot of innocent people in order to save everyone else. Which is a big mistake, sure, there should be better ways to do it.

But it's not like he just runs down the street and tears the arms off someone who gets in his way without looking or giving a shit. As a tame example of what the heroes in The Boys do every day of the week.

that being said The Homelander. the guy is like superman if he was a dick!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

My god... Where the crap can I find this amazing piece of graphic literature?

Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?

Seriously. Superman is boring.

Kryptonite doesn't even kill him, just make him feel queasy for a few minutes. Superman sucks great big cucumbers.

Ow, my username got pwnt. =(

Oh... Oh God, I am so sorry. I don't have anything against you people... I mean, I was just saying... It's not that I'm prejudiced, I was just...
*sigh*
I'm sorry.

 

[Socius]

you have yo ask?
Aquaman, without a doubt