Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

[DELTA x WOLF]

Aquaman out of all of them for sure

 

[N0b0dy]

lol fag man.
his power is telling you that you're a fag.
here's a few examples:

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[Straitjacketeering]

Never liked the fantastic four, ever.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Suggestion boy. respect to anyone who gets the reference.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Suggestion boy. respect to anyone who gets the reference.

Burnt-faceman!

I will accept my respect in monetary form.

 

[Liverandbacon]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

I think all of Section 8 would qualify for both worst and best superheroes. Any superhero team with a guy called the Defenestrator who carries a window around with him for the express purpose of throwing people out of it is made of pure awesome.

<spoiler=Descriptions of all team members courtesy of wikipedia. Read it, seriously>Sixpack: Team leader, whose special ability is grotesque drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles.

Bueno Excellente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latino in an overcoat who "defeats evil with the power of perversion." Generally, the only thing he says will be "Bueno", often preceded by a creepy chuckle.[1]

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

Friendly Fire: A large, hapless man in a red cowl, Friendly Fire would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with the potent bolts of energy he fires from his hands.

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking French caricature who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baton and occasionally blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Flemgem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm, which can blind, suffocate, or simply gross out evildoers.

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and an overall shaking palsy. He is a frequent, accidental target of Friendly Fire.

 

[SnowCold]

Batman, he has no powers, just his uilety belt thing

 

[xitel]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

I think all of Section 8 would qualify for both worst and best superheroes. Any superhero team with a guy called the Defenestrator who carries a window around with him for the express purpose of throwing people out of it is made of pure awesome.

<spoiler=Descriptions of all team members courtesy of wikipedia. Read it, seriously>Sixpack: Team leader, whose special ability is grotesque drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles.

Bueno Excellente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latino in an overcoat who "defeats evil with the power of perversion." Generally, the only thing he says will be "Bueno", often preceded by a creepy chuckle.[1]

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

Friendly Fire: A large, hapless man in a red cowl, Friendly Fire would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with the potent bolts of energy he fires from his hands.

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking French caricature who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baton and occasionally blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Flemgem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm, which can blind, suffocate, or simply gross out evildoers.

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and an overall shaking palsy. He is a frequent, accidental target of Friendly Fire.

Yes, unfortunately all but Bueno Excellente are supposedly dead, but with comic book's history of noone actually being dead forever, they may come back. Which would be... "Bueno... *chuckles creepily*"

 

[Psypherus]

Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?

Superman wasn't overpowered. At the time he was created he was meant to be undefeatable. It was symbolic of the fact that good can always defeat evil. A crock of shit in my opinion but regardless, he's not overpowered.

That being said, Superman had my vote for worst superhero (because everyone seems to have some damn kryptonite) when I opened the thread but after reading the very first post (Captain america) I'm gonna have to go with him.

 

[Noseman26]

Definetley the Punisher. He doesn't even have any powers! He is just a pissed off guy with a gun and a fetish for cracked skulls.

But I have to agree with the first post. Captain America is pretty bad.

 

[xitel]

Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?

Superman wasn't overpowered. At the time he was created he was meant to be undefeatable. It was symbolic of the fact that good can always defeat evil. A crock of shit in my opinion but regardless, he's not overpowered.

That being said, Superman had my vote for worst superhero (because everyone seems to have some damn kryptonite) when I opened the thread but after reading the very first post (Captain america) I'm gonna have to go with him.

Both Superman and Captain America were created to be a symbol of patriotism, fighting against the enemies of the US. Of course he was overpowered back then, he represented the country (why do you think Superman's costume was red and blue?). If he lost, it would be like the country losing. But now that DC and Marvel aren't as concerned with inspiring patriotism, they aren't necessary to be invulnerable, and instead are being pushed to the side in favor of newer, more original and exciting characters.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Superman, why?

http://www.superdickery.com/

This is why.

Though in all seriousness... probably Aquaman, there's just nothing to like about the guy. Or Giant Man (Henry Pym), he's pretty horrible at being a Super Hero.

 

[Quantana]

this is a dutch superhero he's called : Een bal jongen man (Englishne tesikel youngmen)
his nemesis is a vork

 

[Archaeology Hat]

Fatman - The Human Flying Saucer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatman_the_Human_Flying_Saucer

OR

Kiteman (Technically a batman villain) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_Man

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Kiteman (Technically a batman villain) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_Man

Kiteman is a villain though...

But yeah, he's the Villain that heroes fight when they feel like violence therapy.

 

[Random Argument Man]

pff
Aquaman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDw5KbV1ogw

Robin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uk24lC3BUo

Adam west's batman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz8YZd57ouk&feature=PlayList&p=45400CC3C884D3B4&playnext=1&index=64

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Suggestion boy. respect to anyone who gets the reference.

Burnt-faceman!

I will accept my respect in monetary form.

Woo! Go you!

 

[ohellynot]

It's a toss up between "Plastic Man" and "Elongated Man". Not only are they two of the most hilariously awful names ever, they basically have the same powers and they are pretty much the same as the much more popular Reed Richards as well.

well at least plastic man is cheaper to make then metal man

yes but metal man can be recycled if he gets melted by heat vision

 

[Rushin]

Aquaman I mean he can talk to fish and swim both things are useless for stopping crime and most people can do the latter already.

 

[Jaxon]

Jason Todd...aka Robin #2.