Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

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Adam Jenson

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No no your all wrong. Its Maggot.

An X-Men character whose only ability is to use two dog sized slugs to eat for him. Nuff said
 

Phase_9

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jockslap said:
IMO Captain America is the worst superhero of all time, not only because he is American (dont take it seriously), but because he was killed by a bullet, an ordinary, plain, absolutely not special in any way...and he was just plain dead...that's just pathetic.
Number one, his weaknesses make him a real superhero. Just because he doesn't have so many powers that the writers of his series keep forgetting what he can do and need a completely implausible weakness to balance out (I'm looking at you Superman. Really? "Its a radioactive piece of his homeworld, but it's rare, so it shouldn't be a big issue.", 2 minutes later "Oh, apparently, everyone gets a free fucking piece of kryptonite in their Lucky Charms cereal boxes"). A hero is not defined by nationality, powers, or weaknesses, he is measured by his ideals and his commitment to those ideals and his strength of will.

And number to, the worst is actually elastic man. Oh, I can stretch, but I don't do anything with it (unlike Mr.Fantastic), except for to grab things from across the room. Oh, and I'm a detective, but I'm worse than all the other superhero detectives, so what the fuck am I doing here again? Oh, that's right, making sure that DC is the suckiest comic company ever.
 

Dancingman

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Haddi said:
Dancingman said:
Haddi said:
Dancingman said:
Superman is an overpowered boy scout, I'm rooting for the villains most of the time.

Robin (any one of them) is an unnecessary and bothersome addition to the Batman series, he manages to ruin the grim feeling of Batman, which is something that I and many others go to escape the comic book worlds that are either stupidly cheery, or Warhammer40K clones with so much evil that you actually may start laughing.

Iron Man annoys me, rich boy gets hurt and decides to become a superhero, a little too close to Bruce Wayne in my book (read: my book, not your's, I really don't care about trolls who start up with 'Batman is not Bruce Wayne...' stop foaming at the mouth and cool your jets). For that reason, I love the Mandarin, despite a questionable ethnic portrayal.
Boy Scout my ass!

Superman engages in acts of superdickery all the time.
http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=28&Itemid=45&limitstart=131
Most likely being controlled by something/someone
Pff, hundreds of times? Nah, Supermans just a dick.
Why do I even bother, this argument is over, I will not change my opinion, nor will you.
 

theklng

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worst superhero: he-man
worst super villain: skeletor

refer to this:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/storytime-heman-rock.php
 

elricik

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I don't know if anyone recalls.........Ant-Man.
http://jjinbeat.com/Cap/StarSpangledSite/AntMan-Armor.jpg
 

axia777

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Aquaman. He is lamer than lame. LAME!!!! He talks to fish and swims very fast. Big fucking deal. Even Plastic Man is more useful than him.

jockslap said:
IMO Captain America is the worst superhero of all time, not only because he is American (dont take it seriously), but because he was killed by a bullet, an ordinary, plain, absolutely not special in any way...and he was just plain dead...that's just pathetic.
Here are a list of Captain America's abilities.

Captain America has no superhuman powers, although as a result of the Super-Soldier serum and vita-ray treatment, he is transformed from a frail young man into a "perfect" specimen of human development and conditioning. Captain America's strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, and durability are at the highest limits of natural human potential. It has been established that Rogers' body regularly regenerates the super-soldier serum; it does not wear off.[62]

The formula enhances all of his metabolic functions and prevents the build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, giving him endurance far in excess of an ordinary human being. This accounts for many of his extraordinary feats, including bench pressing 1100 pounds (500kg) and running a mile (1.6 km) in little more than a minute.[63] Furthermore, his enhancements are the reason why he was able to survive being frozen in suspended animation for decades. Rogers is also unable to become intoxicated by alcohol and is immune to many diseases, as he also heals faster than normal[citation needed].

Mentally, Rogers' battle experience and training make him an expert tactician and an excellent field commander, with his teammates frequently deferring to his orders in battle. Rogers' reflexes and senses are also extraordinarily keen. He is a master of multiple martial arts. Years of practice with his indestructible shield make him able to aim and throw it with almost unerring accuracy. His skill with his shield is such that he can attack multiple targets in succession with a single throw or even cause a boomerang-like return from a throw to attack an enemy from behind. In the comics, he is regarded by other skilled fighters as one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in the Marvel Universe.[64][65]

Rogers has vast U.S. military knowledge and is often shown to be familiar with ongoing, highly-classified Defense Department operations. He is an expert in combat strategy, survival, acrobatics, military strategy, piloting, and demolitions. Despite his high profile as one of the world's most popular and recognizable superheroes, Rogers also has a broad understanding of the espionage community, largely through his ongoing relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D. He occasionally makes forays into mundane career fields, including commercial arts, comic book artistry, education (high school history) and law enforcement.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America

Did you see the new Incredible Hulk movie? Remember when Hulk shit kicked the Russian/British soldier that had been given the same serum (it was in fact a MUCH smaller dose than Captain America)? He hit a tree and broke all his bones. Then he recovered 100%. Me thinks you know jack shit about Captain America.
 

GBlair88

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Melvin the superhero.

For those of you who don't know who that is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxuv-En5EU4
 

sucksatmath

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OneManBand said:
ZeroMachine said:
FuckYou Dude.

"YOU THERE! Stop stealing that TV!"
"Why?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"... OK... Oddly compelling..."

Please tell me someone on here knows what this is from XD
I do. Stephen Lynch. That crazy awesome musical bastard.

where did he sing that? i need the video for that i love superhero
 

scatmanfan

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Samurai Goomba said:
scatmanfan said:
The Punisher. He has the power of guns.
Yeah? You got a point? Oh, wait... That was your point?

It's already been mentioned multiple times that many of the candidates for "Worst Superhero" have a fatal weakness to the little lead-projectile-spewing devices. The Punisher carries, like, 50 guns in his pocket, so he's already better than Aquaman, Batman, Aqualad, The Phantom, Darkman, Captain America, quite a few lesser X-Men, Robin, Giant Stone John Wilkes Booth, even Spider-Man will die to a bullet if enough of them hit in the right places.

Guns seem like a pretty sweet power to me. If you're trying to argue that that's not "super" enough... Batman. Yeah, I went there. Also, Nick Fury (unless I'm mistaken.)
First of all, Nick Fury is not a superhero. He's just the head of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Second, Anybody can buy a bunch of guns and use them.
Thirdly, Captain America weilds a sheild like nobody's business.
Lastly...well Daredevil...he's got the power of blindness. Nevermind, I take that back. He's got heightened senses...but other then that, just blindness.