Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

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GloatingSwine

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P1p3s said:
Spektre41 said:
P1p3s said:
aside from the fact that I AM HER (loooong story - mostly involving "Over The Hedge")

this

SQUIRREL GIRL!!
her powers are...controlling squirrels and apparently dressing like one

And defeating Dr. Doom, a Thanos Clone, M.O.D.O.K, and more.


I would also like to state that anyone who's answer is Superman has never read a comicbook.

Ever.
I take it all back - and am ever more proud to be called a squirrel - I guess even Dr Doom squeals like a girly with squirrels in his boxers
Oh that was just the start of her endeavours (literally, in her first apperance she smacked down Doom and Iron Man).

Hell, one time she even managed to out-confuse Deadpool, and that's going to take some work.
 

BiscuitWheels

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P1p3s said:
aside from the fact that I AM HER (loooong story - mostly involving "Over The Hedge")

this


SQUIRREL GIRL!!
her powers are...controlling squirrels and apparently dressing like one

Squirrel Girl can't lose. That's her other power. She's made of win. She humiliated Dr. Doom. Defeated M.O.D.O.K. Kicked Thanos' ass. She even slaps Deadpool around. Doreen Green is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
 

P1p3s

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BiscuitWheels said:
P1p3s said:
aside from the fact that I AM HER (loooong story - mostly involving "Over The Hedge")

this


SQUIRREL GIRL!!
her powers are...controlling squirrels and apparently dressing like one

Squirrel Girl can't lose. That's her other power. She's made of win. She humiliated Dr. Doom. Defeated M.O.D.O.K. Kicked Thanos' ass. She even slaps Deadpool around. Doreen Green is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
ok i am totally going to have to do my research...I may be making some comic purchases in the near future me thinks...
 

JediMB

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wicced466 said:
ANYWAY im going to say jubilee (go fireworks girl!)
You're gonna regret saying that when she burns away your face with her fireworks plasma.
 

Locker420

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Ok I never really liked Aquaman but as far as worst super hero I don't think anyone is worse than "The Spleen" from Mystery Men [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/]. That dude grossed me out but was still funny because PeeWee was playing him.
 

UncleAsriel

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Squirrelgirl's defeat of Dr Doom was retconned to be a Doombot impersonating Doom, actually. Writers couldn't treat Dr Doom with any respect otherwise. But no one actually cares, aside from hard-core comicbook nerds.

Lame superheroes, eh? Rice Ball Guy [http://www.stutler.cc/comics/index.html] seemed stupid, at least back in the day when I thought it was a serious comic (it was 1996 and I was young and idiotic!). Now he's a webcomic version of the The Tick more than anything.

I'll rail against the Superfriends incarnation of Aquaman, if only because he became a running joke. In more recent comics the character's fairly badass, though. Overall, he's just got a bad reputation from the the dregs of a Silver Age mentality towards comics and superheroes. I won't give him my hate.

I'' reserve it for this abortion of the superhero mythos.

The worst superhero ever is without a doubt, Bibleman. [http://www.bibleman.com/] Regardless of your religious inclination, you've got to admit: This. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jsm2v8TJ-8&feature=related] Is. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pANsDlxl8n4&feature=related] Lame. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEKwrI5MYIM&feature=related]

Seriously, Jesus themes power-rangers? I'm an atheist and think this is insulting to Christianity, not to mention the intelligence of kids everywhere. Way to cop out of teaching kiddies actually Christian values and interpretations of the Scripture, dumbasses! Way to quote-mine scripture! Way to (quit literally) preach to the converted!

It's a sugar-coated glurgefest [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/glurge] from start to finish. As much as he might offend religious folk, this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAB9SV9Usc8] has a few good things to say about bibleman's "superheroics". Lame costumes, lame acting, lame FX, lame writing. Booo!

Plus, the game [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEGjCKNyTK8&feature=related] is bloody awful [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXsHPLl-zFY&feature=related]. Escapist game critics, prepare to set sail for fail!

Thus concludeth my rantings.
 

JWAN

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xitel said:
I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.
I should try that
*gets mig welder out

*come here SGT.Scruffy

johnman said:
the new ginger lesbian batgirl
that's a downside? Is she fat or something?
 

GloatingSwine

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UncleAsriel said:
Squirrelgirl's defeat of Dr Doom was retconned to be a Doombot impersonating Doom, actually. Writers couldn't treat Dr Doom with any respect otherwise. But no one actually cares, aside from hard-core comicbook nerds.
Yeah, but that's always Doom's copout.

Squirrel Girl reigns supreme.
 

PedroSteckecilo

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GuerrillaClock said:
Probably The Comedian, since he's a rapist and all.
All things considered The Comedian probably does fit the bill well, he's horrid as a hero, a murderer, war criminal, rapist and adulterer...

I don't even think he HAS any redeaming qualities...
 

GuerrillaClock

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PedroSteckecilo said:
GuerrillaClock said:
Probably The Comedian, since he's a rapist and all.
All things considered The Comedian probably does fit the bill well, he's horrid as a hero, a murderer, war criminal, rapist and adulterer...

I don't even think he HAS any redeaming qualities...
Does an awesome 'stache count?