Who Should Speak For Earth?

[Lt._nefarious]

BATMAN! or if Batman isn't available we should get the old spice guy...

 

[Erttheking]

I'd have to say the UN, representatives from pretty much every country. That or Steven Hawking.

 

[Rastien]

This dude all the way

 

[Darren716]

Another vote for Morgan Freeman, he could give the aliens an amazing narration on our history, technology, and culture.

 

[Richardplex]

Notch - Almost everyone would get behind him, and he showcases humanities creativeness pretty well..

"heavily inspired" from infiniminer, tells anyone else who did this that they are blatantly ripping off him. He showcases our creativeness, but that's something we don't want to show.

OT: Neil deGrasse Tyson. If they turn out to be stronger than us, he has his meme ready!

 

[thespyisdead]

some world wide organisation, like the UN

captcha: cats and dogs
shut up capcha, they are not even the dominant species of this planet

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

This dude all the way

Damn it. I came in here to say Morgan Freeman. There's no one more qualified than him.

 

[Easton Dark]

Gordon Freeman. He'll have lots to talk about.

 

[snappydog]

I'm thinking Professor Brian Cox. And maybe the actor Brian Cox, for fun. And maybe just everyone on Earth whose name is Brian Cox, but leave most of the talking to sciencey Brian Cox.

 

[Sprinal]

hmmm.... I'd like to say Morgan Freeman.

I'd like to say Notch.
But I think an M4 does a far better job of talking don't you?

they will be so impressed those Etherials will just provide us with all the Swiss cheese we could ever want.

 

[AngryMongoose]

What I thought when I read the title
Since they'll have a script anyway, I say we just choose someone based on the voice. Brian Blessed, Morgan Freeman, or the narrator from Bastion; someone impressive like that, y'know?

 

[Khazoth]

I don't know.. Some ineffectual politician (either republican or democrat will do) who will inevitably attempt to cause the aliens to wage war on the opposite political party?

Then again we could just send EA in to take a hostile takeover of the alien ship, then run it into the ground.


I'd SO give them the metacritic score of 90 their wanting if they did that.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

It should be this man....

The aliens might have a better chance at figuring out what the fuck he is saying half the time.

Damn, you beat me to Boris Johnson...

Fully srsfaes response: A newly forged council representing the nations of the world.
Having to choose one man: Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Stephen Fry. Probably Stephen Fry.
Having the option to choose me: Me, yelling "GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" in a falsetto, sobbing lightly.

And you beat me to Stephen Fry! T^T

I vote Brian Blessed, he could become the mascot of Earth and it will be glorious.

And YOU beat me to BRIAN BLESSED! *Runs off and cries* T^T

 

[Mau95]

Simple. We shall create a hybrid of every race on Earth. Chances are by the time we meet them this will occur.

 

[Alssadar]

Another post for Morgan Freeman.
For first contact, it will be essential to figure out of how they communicate, and possibly one important figure of logic is if they can understand the same ideals of geometry (As of, a simple drawing of a Pythagorean triangle, to see if they can understand the same principles of human thought.)
In accompaniment, he must bring/sing along with a choir to announce because it's freaking beautiful, and the video kinda displays humanity in a positive light.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'd go with Morgan Freeman... well, either him, Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

The whales. Definitely the whales, or maybe the dolphins (but not the Evil Porpoises)

Someone had to say it.

Oh yeah, him! But in his absence then definitely the whales.

Capatcha: "beats me"
Yeah, if I were to give a serious answer, that'd probably be it.

 

[Simonoly]

Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey of course.

 

[Wintermoot]

Snooki

I graciously await our imminent destruction

for the love of Azura SPOILER THAT IMAGE!
OT
the world leaders considering how big and diverse the earth is it would only make sense that earth's representatives are to.