Who Should Speak For Earth?

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NickKuroshi0

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definately either Morgan Freeman or Herman Cain, better yet just have science make a combination of the two, then there will be intergalactic peace.
 

TwiZtah

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No one will speak, because we will start wars over who will speak and then everyone is dead. Humans are fucking dumb.
 

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BlazeRaider said:
UN at best, aliens will just have to settle with the fact that we are a race of fractured groups prone to fighting amongst each other, and have great difficulty forming any united effort against a common ene-fuck, we better make up some leader to make us seem strong, I vote Putin, he seems intimidating.
I would have said the U.N. if that organisation had still any credibility... I mean common they have put Iran in the Right for women community, and North Korea in the commitea for nuclear disarmement...
 

The Floating Nose

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Kanye West !!!!!

"Hello, earth people we come from the same galaxy but from a star far far away. We are ready to share our knowledge and technology with you in order to build a relationship for a better...

*Jumps on stage and rips the mic out of his hand/claw/whatever*

"Yo, thanks E.T. im gonna let you finish but first i gotta say that we would totally kick your ass in a intergalacsomething war !"

The Aliens would probably go back into their spaceship and make their way back to their home.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Obviously the only logical answer is Pinkie Pie

Only she has the ability to lull the aliens into a false sense of party so we can loot their ships.
 

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I think it should be Sylvester Stallone but the words he speak are written by Neil deGrasse Tyson. It would be the smartest/ worst thing to hear. I can hear it now in my head... yes. yes that's perfect.
 

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On a light note: Casey Miller (or whoever voiced him, speaking with that voice) His voice is like audible chocolate. [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktytnQHvlww[/link] .
On a serious note:Stephen Hawking. To show how man can conquer such obstacles, but still live on, doing what he was doing before, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and all workin' some science, inside the lab. He'd also be very good with words, or at least, I picture him to be. /swoon
 

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No one whom a popular vote would elect, that's for sure. Just look at our politicians.

I think they would know us well enough before making contact to choose on their own.
 

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Jack the Potato said:
After he speaks for Earth, he'll be ready to give this speech.

Y'know, I don't agree with -anything- Herman Cain stands for, but I like him anyway. I have no idea why.
 

SirPlindington

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Hmmmm... In my personal, professional, unbiased opinion, it should be me. I am, after all, dashingly handsome, devestatingly intelligent, a brilliant speaker, and basically Jesus without a beard. All of those words and phrases describe me perfectly. It's not at all because I'm planning to insult the alien leader, thereby dooming the human race. No way. Why would I do that?

Butif I have to be serious, then it must be either Morgan Freeman, David Tennant, or the one, the only, the fantastic, the groovin',smoothin', sexamophonic, turbomatastic, psychadelic,fandabbytastical, love machine that is this guy
 

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Sean Hollyman said:
Morgan Freeman and Liam Neeson's voices in sync.

The aliens will come down and instantly be friendly.
Ninja'd. Damn.

I was going to say just Liam Neeson, but the two of them could easily turn Hannibal Lecter into a peace loving activist.

The aliens would be pleased.