My name is Sush, my dad was sooooo fucking drunk, he told everyone I was a girl.
He was also extremely drunk when my Mother gave birth to my sister, to the point he declared he was a dad on the 14th of july (she's born on the 15th), and 3 other people in my family are born on the 14th (aunts and uncles), so for 30 years my sister has lived a lie in front of her own family because they are so proud they share the same birthday.
Dozy prats.
He was also extremely drunk when my Mother gave birth to my sister, to the point he declared he was a dad on the 14th of july (she's born on the 15th), and 3 other people in my family are born on the 14th (aunts and uncles), so for 30 years my sister has lived a lie in front of her own family because they are so proud they share the same birthday.
Dozy prats.