Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[mrdeclandeadly]

I'd much rather fight your avatar Barbas, I think I could take Mussolini.

 

[FPLOON]

Either way, it's going to be a bloody battle...

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I don't stand a chance....

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[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

 

[Barbas]

I'm up for round thirty seven if that sucka is!

 

[FPLOON]

Can a rainbow set me on fire? *is on fire* Well, fuck...

 

[Barbas]

I'm fucked.

 

[FPLOON]

I'll be dead before I could even move from my defensive stance...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

A ducking dragon?!? No! I am toast!

 

[Barbas]

Well, he has a helmet. He presumably knows how to use it, too. I'm frocked.

 

[FPLOON]

He's holding a Wii U and could stand up to Reggie... I'm fucked dead or alive!

 

[Barbas]

I reckon I could take him this time; he'd be all tuckered out after that last round.

 

[FPLOON]

I can take on the Wii U... but probably not the man holding the Wii U...

 

[Barbas]

The guy's a *****, I can take him!

 

[FPLOON]

On second thought, he's been though enough as it is... You win this time, Wii U...

 

[Barbas]

I dunno, he looks pretty serious...I'd call it a probable draw.

 

[FPLOON]

It doesn't matter... One of us is ALREADY DEAD!

 

[Barbas]

Yeah, I could take that Bugsy Malone-lookin' *****.

 

[FPLOON]

Those hands ain't got shit on me!

 

[Barbas]

I reckon I could kill and consume him.

 

[FPLOON]

I love him too much... He wins by default!