Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[FPLOON]

I respect him to much... to let him win that easily!

 

[Barbas]

His doom is sealed.

 

[FPLOON]

If he was on Team Red during the last Splatfest, then I was on Team Blue...

 

[Barbas]

Yeah, I've got this...hold my beer.

 

[FPLOON]

He'll cripple me with carpal tunnel... Worth it!

 

[Barbas]

Does he plan to stare me to death? Bah.

 

[FPLOON]

He's got a tie... You don't fuck with someone with a tie...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It's draco. I'm not fighting the greatest movie dragon ever!

 

[Barbas]

He's done.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm done... He'll beat me in SM4SH!

 

[Barbas]

I will feast on his organs.

 

[FPLOON]

My Wii U can beat him...

 

[Barbas]

He looks like a tiny, brittle man.

 

[FPLOON]

...

Wat?

I'm pretty sure Iwata would totally Jojo me to the next Bizarre Adventure...

 

[Barbas]

I think he's had the tougher upbringing, so I'd try to placate him with some vodka.

 

[FPLOON]

Nope...
All the nope...
Nope and fucking nope!
Maybe...
Yes... until that happened, so nope...
Double nope...
Don't want to...
Fuck that!
Triple nope...
Maybe...
I'm derped!

 

[Barbas]

This time I keel heem.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm too distracted!

 

[Barbas]

I hope he's prepared for Hull.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm not going to fight anyone who can train hamsters to push elevator buttons. They'll probably hit me harder than a Hadouken.