Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[Headsprouter]

<.<

Considering how robust the zombies are (or aren't) in Timesplitters, and the fact that Headsprouter is the most fragile of them all...I could POTENTIALLY WIN, but I dunno...he's fast...

He'd win, alot.

^I like this post alot. [http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnqt9g9SAp1qlvf9ho1_500.jpg]

 

[someonehairy-ish]

My avatar is just me, and I've started kickboxing since then... I think current me would beat past me.

 

[Darth Rosenberg]

I guess Jessica Chobot could hit me with her guitar?

Hm, then we could have guitar fights... I'm pretty sure I could spare a Mexican Strat to KO her with.

 

[Barbas]

Christ, I'm terrified by the prospect. They'd probably paint the walls with my brains and try to get jiggy with my corpse.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Well, either I am fighting a century and a half year old corpse. So I'm pretty sure I can win. Otherwise I am fighting a somewhat crazy old semi-homeless man who declared himself the emperor of the United States. Though I would probably then have to fight most of San Francisco.

 

[OneCatch]

If it's in the air, I'm very, very dead. If it's on the ground and I can quickly get aboard and start breaking things? I might be ok.
.. unless this is all rendered moot by my avatar is being flown by one of the more dysfunctional crews from the book. In which case they might forget to target me in the first place, or crash (deliberately or accidentally), or randomly disappear into clouds, never to be seen again.

 

[SoranMBane]

Well, I created the bat in my avatar, so I know his biggest weakness; mangoes. As long as I can survive long enough to get my hands on a mango without getting my throat torn out by sharp little fruit bat teeth, I could use the mango to distract him and then throw a net or a blanket over him while he's eating.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Well, let's see. My avatar is a fit, dangerous, relentless predator; I am... not quite so fit.

I suppose it depends on where this fight goes down. If we're in an urban environment, it's a draw (I can close doors; it can't open them), but if we're in the woods... well, I'm lunch.

 

[JagermanXcell]

He's got a big ol' halberd, can decrease my defenses, and can strike me with lightning.

Well at least he looks cooler than me, cause I would beat him because of his one fatal flaw:

*blows on him* GARU! (wind!)
Rise: YOU FOUND HIS WEAKNESS!
Me: TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK!

GG Izanagi.

 

[generals3]

Well, hard to say, since he's a general he probably went through some military training but on the other hand his age may have made him "rusty". So I guess there is like 33.33% chance of winning.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

My avatar is Vault Boy with a bindle. I don't know who would win, still it could be worse Vault Boy is just an average person, although I'm pretty weak so I might well lose. Hope I get to use weapons too because I don't like the sound of being repeatedly hit with a big stick.

 

[JourneyManRick]

Have you seen my avatar? It's Jetstream Sam, for Pete's sake! The guy bisected a Metal Gear RAY without any cyborg enhancements. There's no way in hell I'm winning!

 

[MrSir231]

Well my avatar is one of the most powerful psychic Pokemon capable of causing a worldwide hurricane with his mind, so I'd have to say.....me.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Depends. I'd probably lose in a Pokemon Battle, but I could probably beat Cynthia in a fight, given my height and reach advantage, although I am hindered by my bad hip, so who knows.

 

[DerangedHobo]

I feel I'm in a somewhat unique position, my avatar is a normal human in his mid 30s/40s with no special powers or abilities but holy fuck, look at that fearless ************. It's like Kimbo Slice and Mike Tyson all rolled into one.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Fist Fight: I think I could beat him. I have more reach and I'm probably stronger. The bit of Krav Maga training I have couldn't hurt either.

Gun Fight: He'd kill me before I even saw him.

 

[geK0]

I'm pretty sure most espurrs would be able to just make my head explode

this one however is high as fuck

maybe I stand a chance?

 

[Pyramid Head]

Well i haven't done anything particularly heinous that would enable me to see my avatar, so i guess i'd win. But if i for some reason slipped into the other world...
...yeah, i'm fucked.

 

[DasDestroyer]

If Illya is alone she can magic me to death, if she has Berserker with her... Well... Let's just say I'll be a puddle if I'm lucky.