Who would you be?

[sms_117b]

I am Zapp Brannigan, my voice is like a airline pilot and I make women tingle when I say, *dramatic pause* "Velour" and "Sham-pag-en"

I mean, I want to be...yeah

 

[murphy7801]

Megan fox time to hit a lesbian bar and some acting lesson.

 

[Crowghast]

Only one? Well, I guess i'll go for Oscar Wilde.

The reason being that I want to be just as witty and good at poetry as him.

And just as Irish.

 

[barryween]

Imaginary:
Spawn
Spider-Man
Deadpool
Batman
Niko Belic
Vash the Stampede
Kratos

Real:
Jack Black
Michael Cera
Jim Morrison
Kurt Cobain.

 

[Cuniculus]

I'd like to be Bill Gates, so I could understand why people charge for multiplayer.

...money.

I think I just saved you an out of body experience.

I would most likely be.... meh. No one is really worth changing to. I'll just go play more video games.

 

[Fightgarr]

I don't particularly wish I was anyone else than I am. For one, I wouldn't have the same thoughts and opinions as I currently do now if I was someone else, effectively making my entire life up until the point where I become someone else meaningless. I also just sort of think I've had a very good life, I'd like to continue with that. I don't see how my life would be any better if I was some video game character or some celebrity of some kind.
For everyone who picked someone known for having lived a violent lifestyle or known for dying young, I don't understand you.

 

[Timotei]

I'd be.. well, I think the answer would be obvious. I'd probably taller being a doll than I would being human.

/hate of being short

If not Suiseiseki, probably Ami Kawashima Aisaka Taiga Alicia Melchiott Isara Gunther. Yes, I'd like to be Isara.

 

[Hyper-space]

Billy Mays.

god bless his soul.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

I'd be Billy Mays, just because he was Billy Mays.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd be me, because I'm perfect.

Except for that ego.

I have no ego. I was merely making an observation.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Rob Zombie. He makes movies and writes music which is my dream job.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd like to be Bill Gates, so I could understand why people charge for multiplayer.

What makes you think Bill Gates has anything to do with that?

Oh and on topic, Goku. Although I'm hardly worthy.

 

[Kinguendo]

I'd be some random JRPG character. Everyone in a JRPG is a kickass fighter, hot as fuck and shits rainbows.

Apart from the 'dark' ones but fuck them. I'll just leave them to brood and fly off to the land of crazy monster fights and scantily clad women

But... but Vincent Valentine is one of the "dark" ones and he rules the school... of JRPGs.

 

[Kinguendo]

I'd be me, because I'm perfect.

Except for that ego.

I have no ego. I was merely making an observation.

If you were in fact perfect then you would taste of strawberries...

My word... you are perfect! XD

 

[Kinguendo]

Sun Tsu. The original badass.

Sun Tzu, my friend it is Sun Tzu

I knew it didn't look right when I typed it.

I have done it as well, in an essay >.>

Worst time that I did it was when I was sending an email to one of my uni tutors, her name was Suzanne but I wrote it as Susan in the email, she didn't like me before that and she sure as hell didn't like me after it. I wasn't too fond of her either.

Happy ending though, I graduated with a good degree and she was forced into retirement.

The sexual tension between you and Suzanne must have been immense! XD

EDIT: Triple post! D:

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Sun Tsu. The original badass.

Sun Tzu, my friend it is Sun Tzu

I knew it didn't look right when I typed it.

I have done it as well, in an essay >.>

Worst time that I did it was when I was sending an email to one of my uni tutors, her name was Suzanne but I wrote it as Susan in the email, she didn't like me before that and she sure as hell didn't like me after it. I wasn't too fond of her either.

Happy ending though, I graduated with a good degree and she was forced into retirement.

The sexual tension between you and Suzanne must have been immense! XD

EDIT: Triple post! D:

Oh yeah she was totally cock-thirsty. French too.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

If you were in fact perfect then you would taste of strawberries...

My word... you are perfect! XD

Yet another user has seen the light: me.

Oh and on topic, Goku. Although I'm hardly worthy.

My narcissistic jokes aside, he's who I'd want to be. Goku is the man. His son could have been the man, but Gohan just had to lose his focus and be absorbed by Majin Buu. The strongest unfused character in the series gets upstaged by the Spirit Bomb, and it's all because he wasn't paying attention. Pitiful.

 

[aww yea]

will smith

 

[Azraellod]

the personification of death, as seen in the discworld novels. i like the concept of having a job like that.

besides, it means that effectively i kill every single person on the planet. (only not really, i just hit them with a scythe when they die).