Who Would You Punch In The Face?

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Convoy

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You can punch one person in the face without consequence. Who would it be? Say who and why?
Mine would be Bill O' Reilly or Rick Santorum because they have the IQ of Bill O' Reilly / Rick Santorum.
 

MaCaulay

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For many reasons which should be obvious I would kick George Bushes ass. Or any of the parents who got Derpy Hooves changed on MLP!!! Curse you all!!!
 

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Convoy said:
You can punch one person in the face without consequence. Who would it be? Say who and why?
Mine would be Bill O' Reilly or Rick Santorum because they have the IQ of Bill O' Reilly / Rick Santorum.
Stephen Gerald Breyer, because I disagree with several of his views on jurisprudence and the role of government.

Though, I'd much rather have a discussion about several of his cases rather than outright punch the man.
 

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The prick in my Tuesday and Thursday 8:00 a.m. class who thinks repeatedly disrupting class/interrupting the professor is just soooo fucking funny. I'm beyond sick of spending 1/3 of the class every time it meets waiting for everything to come to order after he derails things yet again. Yes, we get it. You're only here because it's a required class for your degree. You think it's a waste of time. God forbid anyone else learn anything since you don't want to be here.

I don't know his name. I just call him The Asshole Who Sits Over There.
 

White Lightning

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A crippled baby orphan with a terminal disease who is appearing on live television. Mostly for shock value, I mean, it wouldn't be forgotten over night. Everyone would be talking about it for like a week, also it would be funny when I get away with because as the op said, there are no consequences.
 

Vault101

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anyone who says they have "lost faith in humantiy"

but inparticular a 19 year old unemployed..slef proclaimed "troll" (on a news site) who said that very thing

the fact that that peice of shit has the audacity to judge the rest of us...when he wont stop and look in a mirror

him I would punch many times...
 

Kae

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Anyone that's not a woman [small](I have been educated to think women shouldn't be hurt)[/small] or child, nothing personal really but I really don't care about the consequences of my actions and if you piss me off well you had it coming, besides I do warn people to back off before I punch them in the face, though I haven't done it in years now, well anyway every single politician in the Mexican government should be not only punched in the face but in the balls too.
 

JaceArveduin

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One of my mom's ex's. If I'd have been older, that bastard would have stayed in the hospital, or the ground.
 

Esotera

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Justin Bieber, and everyone who's posted so far for not saying this. We have a duty people!
 

The Night Angel

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I'd punch the pope Ezio style!!! No seriously though, I'd love to hit the pope, or any of the annoying people who ring on my doorbell at 8am to 'convert the heathens' :p
 

Akytalusia

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i would decline the opportunity.

for mods: well, now that i think about it..... nope, i wouldn't even punch you either.
 

Weealzabob

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Rupert Murdoch. You may have not decided to pull the plug directly, but there's still a hole in my heart the size of Firefly class starship.

Or I'd punch anyone who looks on down on people in a condesending way, or are aggressive towards people because of their lifestyle/genetics. (KKK/Westboro Baptist people, Richard Dawkins/Bill Maher, al-Qaeda members.)
 

BlackStar42

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George W Bush. Do I need a reason? Fine, he started several unnecessary wars, needlessly antagonised everyone, ruined America's(and by extension most of the rest of the world's) economy and you Americans probably have him to thank for all the America-bashing everywhere. Now can I hit him?
 

OmniscientOstrich

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Fred Phelps, or anyone from the Westboro Baptist Church really, I feel they've kind of earnt it. Also David Cameron, I'd like to turn his face into a physical representation of what he's done to the NHS.
 

Death Carr

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some dickhole at my school, I don't know his name, just the fact that he is the most pretentious, annoying, iappropriate dickhead I've ever met.
 

Nathan Crumpler

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The good people at Valve. After I do that, I would tap my fist to the palm of my hand in a threatening manner whilst saying "there's more where that came from if you don't get cracking on Half-life 3"
 

dedem1315

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Chris Brown. Because he beats women and writes overall terrible music. Also, fuck that guy.