Who Would You Punch In The Face?

[lordbuxton]

Probably Obama for obvious reasons.

 

[Shilefin]

Charles IV, Holy Roman Emperor. The dickwad. And maybe John II Casimir too.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

Whoever popularized dubstep. I'm not sure if it's the furry that wears the mouse helmet or Skrillex, actually I'd like to punch them both. Tho being the spastics that they are it might be hard to get a punch off

Bono.

I Have my reasons.

I'd like to get in on that too.

Yeah me too, can I hold him for you.

 

[demotion1]

A politician. Any one will do thanks!

 

[ace_of_something]

Madonna or Ester or whatever she's calling herself now. AKA the worst thing to happen to music/women's lib in the last 100 years.

 

[J Tyran]

David Cameron, for trying to ruin the NHS.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Fred Phelps. And maybe the people at Fox.

Or any of the parents who got Derpy Hooves changed on MLP!!! Curse you all!!!

Wait, what's this about Derby getting changed? o.o

I'm surprised you haven't heard about the controversy. Apparently some mom thought Derpy "was insulting mentally deficient people" or some bullcrap like that, and complained so that when Apple put "The Last Roundup" on iTunes, they changed her voice.

...Yeah, I don't get it either. Actually, I'm with that first poster, I'd like to punch them too.

 

[Fappy]

I'd punch all the people who think I care about their political views on a gaming website

 

[Tipsy Giant]

David Cameron, for trying to ruin the NHS.

Andrew Lansley for this...

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Can it be someone who is dead? If so, Thomas Edison. Because fuck that douche!

If it has to be somebody alive today, then every creationist in the world. I can't stand creationists.

 

[Fijiman]

Only one person? I'd really have to think about that one.

 

[omega 616]

Chris Brown. Because he beats women and writes overall terrible music. Also, fuck that guy.

Rihanna, nice song lyrics you have there! I mean, who is her target audience exactly? Strip clubs? Rude boy = "Come here, rude boy, boy
Can you get it up?
Come here, rude boy, boy
Is it big enough?
Take it, make it
Baby, baby
Take it, Grab it
Rub it, love it"

S&M ="'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me"

Are these really ok to air on the radio? Is she an ok role model for kiddies?

If her songs aren't dirty they are annoying as fuck! The start of S&M is

Spoiler

"Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na na"

And lets not forget about "under my umberella ella ella ella eh eh eh".

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

Bobby Kotick... he has such a punchable face... just soooo punchable.

But yeah I have a long list of people I'd punch given the oppertunity, but Bobby Koticks face just... screams "PUNCH ME!!!!" so he's at the top of the list.

 

[Kinokohatake]

Bono. I can't stand that guy. Or Paul Mcartney.

 

[Raika]

I want to do a double clothesline on Yoshinori Ono and Shigeru Miyamoto for ruining video games.

 

[C2Ultima]

People who are still alive today? Fred Phelps, and all the morons in that fucked up hate group of his.

 

[Jeremy Dawkins]

Richard Dawkins for stealing my last name! Or whoever said to go after Megaupload.

 

[MetalDooley]

Bono.

I Have my reasons.

I second this.Sanctimonious,hypocritical prick

 

[kuroshimo]

definitely gonna have to agree with the Rick Santorum choice, but only if it's on television. Otherwise, I'm punching whichever scientifically illiterate news editor started the scare that that convinced so many parents to not get their kids inoculated with MMR.

 

[PieceOfEden]

Nelson Mandela. Though only if he was younger, wallowing on a 90 year old seems amoral
*Bonus answer* Peter Molyneux for not making a Black & White sequel!