Who Would You Punch In The Face?

[Rickolas Walrus]

Chris Benoit. Not only did he murder his wife and kid, but the selfish son of a ***** nearly killed the entire pro-wrestling industry with his actions.

Anyone of the Jersey Shore or Geordie Shore cast members.

Jersey Shore definitely. I don't understand why they're all famous for being narcissistic dickholes. I've not heard of Geordie Shore but somehow I already know I'd hate it...

Amazingly the first guy to punch snooki got raked over the coals in the media and lost his job. I however believe that man should be a national hero.

Why did he lose his job? She was being a world-class ***** and deserved to be rocked in the face even harder than she actually was

 

[Imperius]

Any douchebag that talks about "tolerance" and "acceptance" but then tries to suppress someone else's freedom to express their opinions.

So I guess I would probably be punching 80% of my generation (Generation Y)

I hate hypocrisy.
The Conservatives do it, the Liberals do it... I'm sick of it.

 

[Imperius]

Oh and coppercab. I would punch that kid until his hair turned black and he stopped being a retarded little fuckwit.

http://www.youtube.com/user/CopperCab

 

[JoesshittyOs]

I guess... Hitler.

Or a random person who comments on YouTube

Hitlers dead. Punching him would lead to chaos if you did it in an area where someone alse could see you. And you'd be ressurecting hitler.

...What have I done?

 

[him over there]

I would punch the Nostalgia critic in the mouth for creating a bunch of nobody wannabe angry reviewers on youtube and for a lack of quality control in general.

 

[loc978]

That Freezer Guy. I'd deck him in the schnoz. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpfCrJPry4&#t=8m00s]

Seriously, though... no one. Punching someone doesn't solve anything. Unless it's with a bullet. Fired from a good-sized rifle. But then it's not punching.

 

[ccggenius12]

Mike Tyson. I could then tell people I punched Tyson in the face and there were no consequences.

 

[Ickorus]

I guess since a punch wouldn't fundamentally change the individual i'll pick a personal target; a selfish, manipulative, backstabbing son of a ***** I once trusted and believed was a friend, he betrayed me and manipulated and hurt someone I care about very much.

He probably doesn't know it because he's such a thoughtless, selfish and abhorrent little twat but he is the reason I don't have much trust in people anymore and the reason I try to keep certain aspects of my life separate.

Anyway, yeah, he'd be punched very hard.

Sorry about that little outburst, nice to get things out sometimes.

 

[Torrasque]

ONE person? Well fuck, that is kind of hard to limit to just one person =|
I would punch my previous best friend Matt in the face.
Why? Because he chose to end our friendship of 13 years over something completely trivial. Best part: he has the audacity to blame ME for our break in friendship. Since I have been nothing but a vanguard at his back for the last 13 years, this strikes me as particularly offensive, so I would LOVE to punch that cock juggling thunder **** in the face with all of my might.

 

[Wintermoot]

too many to list
but I would start with this guy

he started the whole "let,s fight piracy by censoring the internet' think whilst his own campaign site had a pirated background.

Wait, what's this about Derby getting changed? o.o

they removed her crossed eyes and made her sound less derpy

 

[LilithSlave]

A great deal of nutty right wring conservatives, various bigots of any political affiliation, and a whole ton of internet trolls. I believe that last one happened in a movie, actually. I'll allow you to make the reference, not me.

Among these people is Rick Santorum. I wish this person pain.

 

[jakeblues69]

The junkie ***** that burned down that old tree in Florida while smoking meth.

 

[shimyia]

the american congresmen definitely deserve a good punch.

 

[MammothBlade]

Might as well make it count... Nick Clegg. That's for betraying your most important promises, jerk!

 

[Biodeamon]

My classmate Nathan. every sound he makes grates at my eardrums, it's like listening to somebody read moby dick with choking on a mouthful of cotton. and he never has anything important to say anywyas. ever.

 

[ABLb0y]

Either Chris Brown (got away with beating up one of my favourite singers, did a duet with one of my 'honourable' mentions) or Fred Phelps (Do I really need to justify it?)

 

[Amberella]

I have someone in mind! Though only one punch in the face wouldn't be enough! haha

 

[DoctorSun]

One punch would go to good ole' Ricky Santorum. No question.

 

[FalloutJack]

It's funny, but the more I think about it...I think that Dubya wouldn't NOTICE if I punched him one.

So, I'll punch out Ole' Sanctimonious.

 

[viranimus]

Hrm, punch one person in the face? No consequences? Someone who deserves it... Let me think....



OH!!! I GOT IT!

That jackass has been asking for it for ages.

EDIT:

This complete waste of oxygen:

Not seeing the problem here. All you have to do is scroll half way down where you only see the bottom half of the video and reduce the volume to zero and the video seems just fine.