Who Would You Punch In The Face?

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Alex Binsbergen

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I would punch chuck norris in the face for congratulating Justin Bieber with his birthday....

Chuck, you used to be a hero, a mythical creature.. how could you do this to us...

Source:
https://twitter.com/#!/chucknorris/status/175332854979506176
 

chstens

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Pinkie-Pie-Party said:
I'd punch the pope Ezio style!!! No seriously though, I'd love to hit the pope, or any of the annoying people who ring on my doorbell at 8am to 'convert the heathens' :p
The Pope shows up on your doorstep to attempt to convert you? Damn.

On topic: The entirety of the GOP. Fuck those guys.
 

Jaeke

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Vault101 said:
anyone who says they have "lost faith in humantiy"

but inparticular a 19 year old unemployed..slef proclaimed "troll" (on a news site) who said that very thing

the fact that that peice of shit has the audacity to judge the rest of us...when he wont stop and look in a mirror

him I would punch many times...
Its a figurative/ironic saying that people make jokingly (mostly)... you sir, are the one who must look in the mirror and learn to not judge others.
 

Jaeke

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ZehMadScientist said:
This complete waste of oxygen:

Wow that must be the greatest CGI ever made... I mean, that just CANNOT be real can it? Oh... *sigh*
 

Shivarage

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I wouldn't punch anyone in the face... but first thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head!
 

FolkLikePanda

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Lead singer out of Metro Station
Most people that appear on Viva
Jedward
Jez Moxey
Axl Rose
Bono
All Paedophiles
 

Infernai

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The heads of Capcom, The entire Ninja Theory team...and the guy who brought the horrors of SOPA into existence (I know it didn't get through...but he still thought it up, so a punch is justified).

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JoesshittyOs said:
I guess... Hitler.

Or a random person who comments on YouTube
Hitlers dead. Punching him would lead to chaos if you did it in an area where someone alse could see you. And you'd be ressurecting hitler.
...What have I done?
Given numerous people everywhere a chance to be able to kill Hitler again? *cocks shotgun*
 

kickyourass

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Well I'm currently in a very bad mood, so right now I feel like running down the street and punching everyone I see.
But if you want something more specific, then anyone who is STILL obsessing over Justin Beiber, if you're still dedicated to hating this kid after this long, you are officially a waste of life and should kill yourself or at least cancel you internet connection so I don't have to listen to your fucking belly aching.
 

shadyh8er

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Mark Cuban. Dear god, guy thinks just because he owns the Dallas Mavericks that he's an expert in everything.
 

Deadyawn

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That lord monkton asshole.
What a complete asshat. I would punch him even if there were consequences if I ever got the opportunity. Screw that guy.
 

Ursus Buckler

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A guy who I've known for between 7-8 years. He decided that he didn't want to know me when we started sixth form, which I got over, but I sure as fuck weren't talking to him again. At a party a few months ago, he decided that I owed him a drink, which let's just say didn't end well (nearly degraded into a fight). I tripped him up with some karate shit and left, him following me, crying about how much he hated school and how his mates treat him like a *****.
Just desserts, I supposed.
Next morning, I find out he's spreading rumours around school about how he beat me up after I tried to do some karate shit. This, I admit, irritated me for a moment before I thought about how my name is 'mud' anyway at school, so basically I have lost nothing. Again, I get over this eventually, coming to the conclusion that he is being stuck at school for another year while I get to leave this shit school, God willing.
Until today. When I find out he has a scholarship in America for his baseball. He is safe, he could go right now if he wanted. He gets to go to an American university despite his shit grades, and may even get a career as a professional baseballer. I, who work my arse off at school and get nothing in return, face an uncertain future while this lazy, butt-kissing, shit-stirring ARSEHOLE has his life on easy street by the merit of being able to throw a fucking ball and being able to swing a bit of fucking wood.

So yeah. Do I only get one punch?
 

Viirin

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I'd punch the Pope that was around during the time of Constantine.
Why? He was the one that decided the military could kill people for church reasons.
No religious wars would have happened.
 

Gearhead mk2

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Whoever is running Scientology. I dont care if this site gets sued for saying that name, whoever is running this destructive, exploitative cult deserves it.
 

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BlackStar42 said:
George W Bush.
I'd like to blame him, but I blame the Supreme Court judges who put his butt in office even more. All five of those bastards deserve a punch to the face. >.>
 

Trippy Turtle

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Whoever decided homework was a good idea. Also whoever decided essays would ever accomplish anything.
In case you are wondering I have an essay due tomorrow about the most boring book ever and I do not have an opinion either way about the topic.