Who would you Punch in the Face

[Birras]

Uwe Boll, two months ago. I would summon a time portal to appear about ten feet in front of him when he was alone (or better yet, during filming), and say, in a majestic voice "Are you filmmaker Uwe Boll?". He would answer, scared or curious, to the affirmative. I would then say "You're a massive douche. I just thought you should know that before you die." While he's confused, I would quickly punch him in the face and retreat to the present before he knows what the fuck.

 

[Spacelord]

I'd punch Ghandi.

 

[tthor]

Uwe Boll, so that he will know how his critics feel.

no i dont think you'd punch him. he's the type of guy you tie up in a burlap sack, cover it in gravy and throw it into a pit of rabid wolverines and gary busey.

well, in the way i'd invision it, you'd just appear right next to him, punch him, then disappear. so how would he get you

 

[Stu1701]

Oprah

Nice!

I'm not sure who I'd punch, I'm a very angry person, I want to punch a lot of people.

 

[duchaked]

Uwe Boll, two months ago. I would summon a time portal to appear about ten feet in front of him when he was alone (or better yet, during filming), and say, in a majestic voice "Are you filmmaker Uwe Boll?". He would answer, scared or curious, to the affirmative. I would then say "You're a massive douche. I just thought you should know that before you die." While he's confused, I would quickly punch him in the face and retreat to the present before he knows what the fuck.

lol I'm with all of ya'll with Uwe Boll
but I'd retreat real quickly haha (yay I'm good at that part)
he's a douche (cocky one at that) but he's real good with his boxing skills

 

[Erana]

I'd punch the guy who crucified Jesus.
I mean, I'd love to see paintings of the Holy Falcon Punch.

 

[Mozared]

I have to say the OP is epic win.

Aside from that, I'd punch Mr. S - a person who I thought was a friend until he backstabbed me completely. That was about 3,5 years ago, and call me vengeful, but I still hate his guts.

 

[PlasticPorter]

you, for making this thread.
JK, probly the ***** who wrote artemis foul who thinks she can write a sequel to Hitchhikers Guide

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My friend's ex girlfriend, then go back in time and punch myself for not coming up with some one better to punch.

 

[A random person]

I'd punch Fred Phelps... and his family if allowed.

I second this.

Also, Glenn Beck. Someone had to say it.

 

[ae86gamer]

Myself. I've always wondered what its like to get punched in the face.

 

[Vuljatar]

Michael Moore, Jack Thompson, Uwe Boll, Al Gore, Jack Chick, Hillary Clinton, Glenn Beck... the whole list could fill several pages so I'll stop here.

I almost forgot: The entire Nobel Committee.

 

[Empireth]

JK, probly the ***** who wrote artemis foul who thinks she can write a sequel to Hitchhikers Guide

I always thought that was a guy... Shows how much I actually bothered to look up, doesn't it?

OT: I've always wanted to punch dumb teenagers in the face.
And the media, because they hype stuff up too much. "OMG D'n'D makes people SUICIDES!1!1!oneone." No, no it doesn't. There were other factors involved too.

But, seeing as I'm supposedly only allowed to punch one person in the face, it'd probably have to be me.
Cause I'm on the Escapist instead of doing my French analysis.

 

[Rooster893]

Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, all the people that make pre-teen girls all tingly.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Queen of England, only because nobody would expect it.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

My band director from high school

 

[GreyWolf257]

you can punch one person/thing in the face, who do you punch?

Wow, I made a thread exactly like this a couple weeks ago. Thanks for using the search bar.

OT: Bill Mahr. I HATE that guy.

 

[wizzerd229]

you can punch one person/thing in the face, who do you punch?

personally, i would punch my punch Me from 15 minutes ago. 15 minutes ago, i would have been just sitting on the computer, when suddenly another me appears out of nowhere and suddenly punches me in the face, then disappearing, and i would just be going 'WTF?!'. then 15 minutes later i would discover that i can punch someone in the face, so being that i am still pissed that Me punched Myself in the face, i would go back 15 minutes to punch myself in the face to get revenge, thus creating an infinite loop of me punching myself that may very well shred the fabric of spacetime =)

Perfect, no one can top you, thread over.

 

[recoverytwo]

i would mega super ultra punch people who pirate stuff and then behind them everyone elss i want to punch in the face so everyones heads would hit each other