Who would you Punch in the Face

[andrat]

Uwe Boll, so that he will know how his critics feel.

Could you give him one for me to please.

Also I, would like to punch one of the Jonas brothers, "hmm but which one should I hit"? As the Op's thread states that I'm only allowed to hit one person.

I'll cover one of the ones you don't get.

 

[101194]

Uwe Boll, so that he will know how his critics feel.

This, But I don't think that would suffice, I think we need to hold him down and beat the living shit out of him till he can barley breath and finish him off mobster style. Then he would know, Only then. Bastard be swimmin' with teh fishz.

 

[Spaghetti]

Glen Beck, do I really need to explain it? Although, the man needs a solid boot to the testicles rather than a smack in the face if you ask me...

 

[I am Jack's profile]

Michael Bay

 

[Triforceformer]

The person who came up with the concept of Hip Hop/Rap, seriously.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

You or Oprah. Mainly you, so that 15 minutes ago, you punched yourself in the face. Then now, when you discover you can punch yourself BLAM, my fist from nowhere breaks your nose and keeps you from asking stupid questions. PS- You might want to duck.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I shall Falcon Punch the first person to correctly guess what my middle name is. Just because.

 

[Sassafrass]

I shall Falcon Punch the first person to correctly guess what my middle name is. Just because.

Is it Frank? I think it's Frank.

 

[ars731]

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, for unleashing some of the most unfunny and horrible movies ever made on the world

 

[CloakedOne]

Stephenie Meyer, a girl from college that really pissed me off (I'm excluding her name of obvious reasons), and Gene Roddenberry.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd punch batman just so I can tell a cool story about how I wound up in the hospital with every bone in my body broken.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I shall Falcon Punch the first person to correctly guess what my middle name is. Just because.

Is it Frank? I think it's Frank.

You have chosen poorly. No Falcon Punch for you.

 

[McNinja]

Any hollywood director who feels they should make a movie that has any amount of christian theology in it. Because it is usually wrong.

 

[zohmbee]

Anyone wearing yellow. I hate yellow and whenever I see it, I go into a murderous frenzy.

...well, no. I just really hate yellow. Oh, and my friend. She tried to scream her point right when she informed me that my PS3 could play PS2 games, when it CANNOT and I've shown her. She still thinks she's right.

 

[Cortheya]

Michael Moore, Jack Thompson, Uwe Boll, Al Gore, Jack Chick, Hillary Clinton, Glenn Beck... the whole list could fill several pages so I'll stop here.

I almost forgot: The entire Nobel Committee.

Wisdom there my friend. Wisdom. I'd add to the list Stephenie Meyer and remove Glenn Beck and Michael Moore. Though I don't really agree with a lot either of them say, at least they are voicing their opinions.

 

[Tdc2182]

I wouldn't punch anyone, I'm a pacifist.
A violent pacifist.


But if I had to, I'd punch the person in America with the lowest IQ, while yelling "Taste my pacifist!"

I can't think of anyone else.

You would punch a mentally challenged person?

 

[sneakypenguin]

Obama, pelosi and reid. Then I could die a happy man.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Everyone who uses the term "emo". I HATE that word! Also everyone who uses the "word" *sarcastic air quotes* 'pwn' or any variation. IT'S NOT A FUCKING WORD!!!

 

[lacktheknack]

Guys who hang testicles from their trucks.

 

[stabnex]

First, everyone in Ubisoft who thought bringing back the sticky, horrible combat system from Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in Assassin's Creed (I) was a good idea.
Second, everyone who's ever marched against Pres. Obama.
Third, the guy who created this thread.
Fourth, Sergio Zyman and Brian Dyson at the same time for creating New Coke.