Who you gonna call?

[Safe in the Dark]

Solid Snake!

He's in an old folks home,Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Jar-Jar Binks!

He annoyed you to death! Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Darth Vader!

Him and Jar-jar had a heart warming reunion then they both were laser torpedoed by an imperial walker,Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Rebellion, tell them it's all over.

They're remaking the original trilogy with an evil bunny in Vader's place! Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

George lucas,I want to know what he's on and if I can get some.

George Lucas is the evil bunny!Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Easter Bunny.

The Easter Bunny is on holidays, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A leprechaun.

The leprechaun is guarding a pot of gold! Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Ummm... the Anti-Leprechaun Squad?

They're all dead! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ildecia]

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scooby do and the gang need help capturing some real ghosts, who you gonna call?!?

 

[Nouw]

Ghostbusters! To help them bust them.

On a completely irrelevant question,

They released Half-Life Episode 3 and it sucks! Who you gonna call?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Valve. To verbally ear rape them and tell them im going to kill their pet dogs if they don't do episode 4 right.

The only thing on TV is soccer(or football for you people in the UK)! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

The Government to tell them to change it immediately!

Australia won the World Cup! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ildecia]

Germany and tell them "better luck next time"

i have a computer problem and you're going to fix it for me. who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

My Local Computer Fixer!

The Escapist is overrun by trolls and spambots and fangirls! Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Bruce Willis. He shoots the trolls, blows up the spambots and scares the fangirls away.

When he's done he goes on a rampage. Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Blockbuster to rent Sixth Sense,If you've seen it you know why.

Tey're closed.Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The Manager, to complain.

He won't answer. Who you gonna call?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

His mother,to make a formal complaint about his existence

She doesn't speak english,Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A burglar, to break into Blockbuster.

He got caught. Who you gonna call?