Who you gonna call?

[The Tommunist]

the jello man.

your attacked by a cow. who ya gonna call.

 

[AyrSuppli]

The butcher.

You got BANNED, who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

4chan. It's time for revenge.

Ironically, I was banned for this post. Who you gonna call?

[small]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/small]

 

[Scde2]

The mods!

The mods banned me as well! Who you gonna call?

[small]User was banned for this post. (Permanent)[/small]

 

[crewman_number_6]

No one, please don't ban me

Dragons are attacking, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Harry Potter and Bilbo Baggins.

They decided to make a movie out of it! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Call all my friends and tell them not to watch it.

Itoi has decided to make a Mother 4! Who you gonna call?

 

[pope_of_larry]

some one who has played the other 3 so can buy it and have fun and stuff
Yahtzee says a game is prefect in every aspect who ya gonna call

 

[Nouw]

Yahtzee and slap him on the face!

Mr.Marine comes to you house! Who you gonna call?

 

[capin Rob]

Run and hapoe he's from the navy

I'm being raped be lesbians, who am I gonna call a tell about how aweosem it is?

 

[Scde2]

Reality. Those are actually very adrognynous dudes.

You could probably guess what happened next. Who you gonna call?

 

[subject_87]

A good psychiatrist.

You are trapped in a room full of scorpions, and you have only a pipe wrench, a length of rope, and the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one, you don't have a phone.

One of the scorpions gives you a phone. Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The first number in the phone's phonebook.

Turns out it's the scorpions parents. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The second number in the phone's phonebook.

It's out of service. Who you gonna call?

 

[Blue Musician]

To the agencies next phonebook.

There is a vampire that doesn't sparkles in your door. Who are gonna call?

 

[AyrSuppli]

The glitter factory.

I have a rash in... places. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Blue Musician]

Your mother, as always.

Your wife is in Berlin with no phone. Who you gonna call?

 

[AyrSuppli]

Her.
Yeah, I went there.

4chan disappears. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Blue Musician]

5chan, the brother of 4chan.

If 5chan doesn't exists, who you gonna call?