Who you gonna call?

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

A rank 11 crime solving paladin to cheer me up! Then the medic off BF:BC2!
FF13 characters raid your house. Who do you call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone with a big enough sword.

Big swords have been recalled by the manufacturer. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The guys from Dragon Age. they won't stand for you stealing away their inappropriately sized weaponry.

Your mom makes some delicious brownies for you and all the other Escapists. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one... THEY'RE MINE!!! ALL MINE!
[sub]And the brownies are probably poisoned.[/sub]

You ate poisoned brownies! Who you gonna call?

 

[latenightapplepie]

The poisons hotline. Duh.

Your most anticipated videogame sequel has been announced and the developer is going to ruin everything you love about the series.
Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The developers, to tell them how you feel. I'm sure they'll understand.

The sequel to your favourite game is rushed out by the producers and is riddles with glitches. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Its affiliated mod community for unofficial patches that may or may not work.

The sequel to your favourite game turns out to be a prequel. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Asylum. You got so confused that you went crazy.

The Asylum is closed! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

BATMAN! He'll open that ***** up!

Your science teacher begins teaching pastafarian creationism. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Call SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! is busy making the world blow up. Who you gonna call?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

GLaDOS
Rappers are invading. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

WHITE PEOPLE!!

I just held a wild armadillo. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The zoo.

You're late for work. Who you gonna call?

 

[JIst00]

A timeshare company, so you are up to date on their latest offers.

You need to tie your shoes, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone who'll tell them to tie them up yourself.

Your bedroom is infested with mosquitoes. Who you gonna call?

 

[Tiny116]

Toad!

Your dog ran away with the keys to your awesome ride. Who you gunna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The meanest bounty hunter on the planet.

Various people accuse you of overkill. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

My nuclear arsenal.

You gained 5 pounds from yesterday! Who you gonna call?

 

[Robert632]

Me from tomorrow to put on 20 more pounds.

A puppy is stuck in your stomach. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Julie Ann Roberts! I don't know why...

It's dangerous to go alone. Who you gonna call?