Who you gonna call?

[Scde2]

0chan!

Horrible stuff is seen on 0chan! Who you gonna call?

 

[Blue Musician]

YouTube

Scde2 is and Archdemon. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

His mother.

She is too busy to do anything about is. Who you gonna call?

 

[Blue Musician]

YOUR mother.

But your mother is busy talking with my mother. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Someone elses mother who isn't busy.

Apparently she couldn't be arsed to do anything. Who you gonna call?

 

[AyrSuppli]

The pet shop!

They don't take humans. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The human shop!

Someone replaced your wallpaper, screensaver, and avatar with Goatse. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

*Googles Goatse "FUCK!" I'll call my friends and tell them what happened I guess.

Someone cuts your Phoneline! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

The phone company!

Fuck! They're not answering! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Call a private investigator to hunt them down.

Your arm is going to microspasms. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone to hold it.

Your right arm left and went to college. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Them to see how they are doing.

They need more money! Who you going to call?

 

[Desert Warrior]

MOOSE RUSTLERS!

The giant alligator farted! Who you gonna call?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Leon Kennedy.

Giant mecha from space are attacking! Who ya gonna' call?

 

[Vrex360]

Jake Sully, somehow that guy managed to kill Mechs using bows and arrows and an environmentalise philosophy.

There are humans running around happily living their lives, un-destroyed!! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Depends on who they are.

They are Jack Thompson, Michael Atkinson, and Bobby Kotick. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The Florida Bar Association and the Australian voters. Unfortunately, much like anthrax, you can't fix Kotick--and it'll have the same results in the end.

You have sixteen giant monsters infesting your forbidden land. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The guy from monster hunter.

He got killed by a pack of giaprey. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Someone who can tell me what a giaprey is!

No one knows! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Bobby Kotick! He doesn't either, but at least you give him a sack check for it.

You need to resurrect a dead girl for no validly explained reason. Who you gonna call?