Who you gonna call?

[Xpwn3ntial]

The press.

You just got a song stuck in your head. Who you gonna call?

 

[Lust]

The lobotomist.

You just farted. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Smell Nice Brigade.


You just set you hair on fire. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A camera crew.

You just passed out, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one, you're passed out. Duh!

You fell in some concrete and got stuck. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Someone with a jackhammer.

The British are coming, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The French.

The French ran away. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Germany!

Germany is busy fighting the war of anti-videogames! Who you gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Italy!
Italy ran away to go eat PASTA!! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Prussia.

Prussia's awesomeness destroyed all of Asia. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Japan! We need gundams!

Japan was destroyed! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

China. They're basically the same thing.

The chinamen are busy going through a gate. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Australia!

They are busy fighting giant spiders! Who you gonna call?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Exterminators. they still have weaknesses.

The kangaroos escaped! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The koalas.

The koalas have turned on their masters. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The wallabies!

The wallabies are too busy being cuter alternatives to kangaroos! Who you gonna call?

 

[Stone Wera]

Opossums!

There's a tiny elephant sleeping in your slipper! Who ya gonna call?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

No one: If he's small enough to fit in my slippers, he's small enough for me to step on.

I killed a tiny elephant! Who ya gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

THE RSPCA! They gun kick yo ass!

The RSPCA killed Deadpool! Who you gonna call?

 

[Stone Wera]

No one... That's awful.

Someone shoved snakes in your grandmothers bed! Who ya gonna call?