Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

All those mean people who said I'd never be anyone!

They just laughed at me *sniff* Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Me! So I can laugh at you some more. HAHAHA!

The Darwin Wars are getting a big-budget television award show. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I will handle it.

A polar bear is attacking you. Who you gonna call?

 

[Venom 3135]

A grizzly bear!

the grizzly bear you were calling is being abused by a small child in a zoo. Who you gonna call?

WSPCA

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Sarah Palin. She's a grizzly mama.

America is actually voting for Palin. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Obama.


Books have started fighting against computers! Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A psychiatrist. Conflict of interest inbound.

The world is at peace. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Your friends.

They died of boredom! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A necromancer! Guess what he's there to do.

The Coca-Cola Corporation has gone bankrupt. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No one. I would have killed myself.

Wal-Mart is now the only corporation on Earth. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Valve!

Valve is happy on Mars. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The Martians.

The Martians have invaded Earth. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Thor.

He's busy. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Odin.

Elevator or escalator?

 

[Ren3004]

Helicopter.

The helicopter is out of order. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

VTO jet.

VTO Jet is broken, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Skate.

EA sues you for using their creative property. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

My Lawyer.

Jules Winfield knocks on your door. Who you gonna call?

 

[projectazure]

The police :O

Anne Lynam Goddard rapes your son. Who ya gunna call?

 

[Scde2]

Google, to find out who she is!

Google is charging you $100! Who you gonna call?