Who you gonna call?

[Scde2]

Sheogorath.

Sheogorath made things worse. Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Morgoth.

Morgoth stole your pretty gem stones, who ya gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Zorath.

Zorath doesn't exist. Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

The Valar.
Gil-Galad is dead. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Evil the White]

Someone who cares.

Someone posts a badly typed review. Who ya gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Eorl the Young.

Elendil has fallen. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer and Sam Fisher are fighting! Who you gonna call?

 

[Zeromaeus]

The A-Team!

I've set fire to all the neighborhood cats. Who you gonna' call?

 

[pope_of_larry]

this guy http://rebelsch.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/eating_a_cat.jpg

Mario has kidnapped baby bowser who ya gonna call

 

[Ren3004]

Mario. Tell him the princess is in a castle.

Mario got sick of not finding the princess and went on a killing spree. Who you gonna call?

 

[pope_of_larry]

hammer bros

Mario ran in to super cat Mario land who ya gonna call

 

[Ren3004]

Super dog Mario.

Your house is under attack by terrorists! Who you gonna call?

 

[LewsTherin]

Jack F--king Bauer. Liberty Prime

Your porn stash has reached critical mass and is on the verge of causing a singularity! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Customer support!

You were put on hold! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Myself.

I am not here right now, please leave a message after the beep. *Beep* Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

KHAN!!!!

I just sawed off your limbs. Who you gonna call?

 

[Broken Orange]

No one. Duh, I have no arms.

Casper the friendly ghost's mean uncles are haunting an abandon mansion, who you gonna call?
[sub]I will give you ten internet cookies if you post that quote[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

The Ghost Busters.

I'm hungry. Who you gonna call?

 

[Broken Orange]

Subway
[sub]the answer i was looking for was "someone else"[/sub]

Your parents found your porn stash, who you gonna call?