Who you gonna call?

[Scde2]

My lawyer.

*Sobs* My parents are dead...Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A gravedigger, and Liam Neeson. There, you've got a new father.


*sobs* Liam Neeson is dead! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Dr. Kevorkian. There's no point in living anymore.

There is nothing wrong. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Joker. We must have some trouble around here.


The Joker is causing trouble in Gotham City! Who you gonna call?

 

[Sassafrass]

Harley. A little more madness never hurt anyone.

The Joker and Harley are causing madnese in Gotham! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Broken Orange]

Commissioner Gordon so that he can turn on the bat signal.

*Sobs* Commissioner Gordon is dead! Who are you going call?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

This girl, to scare the hell out of them

Spoiler: OOC

This girl just clawed her throat out! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A good plastic surgeon.

You broke your leg! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

God.

God is busy. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Devil.

The Devil doubled crossed you. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

My shotgun.

I need ammo. Who you gonna call?

 

[Sassafrass]

An angry person with ammo.

I need pills! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

AMMUNATION.

AMMUNATION is closed. Who you gonna call?

 

[Cryptorus]

Your local Buy More.

You are on the USG Ishimura, who ya gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The Engineer. He solves problems.

You are four miles under the sea without breathing apparatus. Who ya gonna call?

 

[War Penguin]

Aquaman. It's the only thing he's useful for.

Someone released the Kraken on you. Who ya gonna call?

 

[Verex]

The Gordan Fisherman guy. He seems to know his stuff.

A murder of rampant crows is on the loose and are dive bombing toward you. Who ya gonna call?

 

[War Penguin]

Alfred Hitchcock! He wouldn't really do anything. He'd just stand around and make everything scary but cool.

You just got served! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The waiter, there is a fly in your soup.

The police are after you! Who you gonna call?

 

[Lavoscraft]

Dr Mcninja!
the president has been kidnapped by ninjas who you gonna call?