Who you gonna call?

[JazzDemon]

His mother.

Now they're both after you. Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Death.

I'm busy. Who you gonna call.

 

[Scde2]

Real Death.

Real Death is on his way! Who you gonna call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

...Chuck Norris?

Obsidian Entertainment isn't making Neverwinter Nights 3, who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

The Emo Corner!

Scde won't tell us the url. Who you gonna call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

A psychiatrist.

Joss Whedon has come out with a new series. Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Jesus. Just so he can put it on to record.

Red Dragon is killing people. Who you gonna call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

The guy who works the Slurpie machine down at the gas station.

The Predator is chasing you through the jungle. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Arnold!

Arnold is still the Governator! Who you gonna call?

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Sarah Connor!
Iv'e lost my pen! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

William Penn and Sean Penn!

William Penn is dead and Sean Penn is crazy! Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Google to help me find out who they are!
Oh no Google is down, who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

The suicide hotline.

I feel better now. Who you gonna call?

 

[capin Rob]

The Pro suicide hotline.


An Elite s eating all of my lucky charms. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Master Chief.

Master chief was killed by Samus! Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

The creators of Samus! Oh no, they all died of a heart attack! Who you gonna call?

EDIT: NINJA'D!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Meta Ridley!

An Ourobourus just showed up!
Hoo u gunna kawl?

 

[Ren3004]

A snake eater.

You got an MGS game! Who you gonna call?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

An IT.

You're stuck watching a college student's amateur film. Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Their lecturer, to fail them.

You're wearing a very swanky hat when the pirates arrive. Who you gonna call?