Who yould you want to narrate your life?

[xplay3r]

Morgan Freeman, there is no other proper answer.

I'll see your Morgan Freeman, and raise you Jennifer Tilly.

The only problem with that is that I find Jennifer Tilly incredibly attractive, so I fear the things she would be narrating due to the sound of her voice. lol

 

[matoasters]

Ideally Stephen Fry, but Ira Glass would fit really well too.

 

[arnoldthebird]

Michael C. Hall anyone?
I find his voice rather soothing, considering the fact that he portrays a serial killer

 

[OhSnap]

Easy, Steven Blum. Pretty sure he voices the majority of my favourite characters anyway.

Edited for typos.

 

[ShogunBarbarian]

gotta be ron pearlmen

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Liam Neeson. Hands down.

 

[Yugeky20]

Its funny my friends were toalking about this the other day. Although I couldn't narrow it down, but, I have a system:
Funny moments; Stephen Fry
Dramatic: Morgan Freeman
Flashbacks: Peter Cullens
All other times: JAMES EARL JONES MOTHER F**CKERS

 

[The Epicosity]

Yahtzee or Professor Grizwald (If you watch the Yogscast.)
I would do Yahtzee because he's... Well, Yahtzee! Professor Grizwald because that voice would have my literally ROFLing the whole time for 9 days straight.

Yahtzee would narrate in this sort of fashion:The idiotic wanker started to spread the peanut butter on the piece of bread, acting like he knew what the hell he was doing, when he was too stupid to do even this. Damn, narrating this like this make me hate my life.

Prof. Grizwald would go like this: He began to get out the peannuuttt buttterrr! Then he inserted it onto the breeaaddd! My name is Grizwalllldddd!

 

[redisforever]

That guy who usually does movie trailer voice overs, either that or the guy who narrated Diablo II (I forget his name)

Don LaFontaine was his name. He did die recently though, great voice.

OT: Sean Connery, J.K. Simmons, Stephen Fry, Ewan McGregor, James Earl Jones, Don LaFontaine, Ron Perelman, Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman. That is all.

 

[The Cheshire]

Werner Herzog, with his german accent and his insanity. Or maybe Kalus Kinsky?

 

[fgdfgdgd]

How has it been 5 cock gargling pages and not a single mention for Jeremy Irons? Your childhood selves would kick your ass for not picking Scar to narrate your life!

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Felicia Day. Not sure why. Just seems like a good idea.

You're my favorite person of the day.

OT: Noone's said 'ol Ben Breathless(yahtzee)? I'm shocked and surprised!
Also, I was gonna say any of the MLP voice actresses, seeing as they've all got nice voices, whether acting or not. However, I really really thought to myself when I saw the above quote "Oh my god, I cannot imagine anyone more perfect to narrate a nerdy, pathetic-and-fully-aware-of-it life than the woman who writes and stars in The guild?"
Edit: Seems someone said yahtzee, I just didn't see it. Oh well.

 

[The Epicosity]

Felicia Day. Not sure why. Just seems like a good idea.

You're my favorite person of the day.

OT: Noone's said 'ol Ben Breathless(yahtzee)? I'm shocked and surprised!
Also, I was gonna say any of the MLP voice actresses, seeing as they've all got nice voices, whether acting or not. However, I really really thought to myself when I saw the above quote "Oh my god, I cannot imagine anyone more perfect to narrate a nerdy, pathetic-and-fully-aware-of-it life than the woman who writes and stars in The guild?"
Edit: Seems someone said yahtzee, I just didn't see it. Oh well.

I said Yahtzee! *indignant face*

 

[xplay3r]

How has it been 5 cock gargling pages and not a single mention for Jeremy Irons? Your childhood selves would kick your ass for not picking Scar to narrate your life!

I'm tempted to give you bonus points for the phrase "5 cock-gargling pages" lmfao

 

[ABadOmen]

The guy from The Stanley Parable. Seriously. Play this Half-Life 2 mod.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, I choose him now, He was the only one who seemed to understand HE was narrating, and Logan Cunningham but you know, they're both good!

 

[SovietX]

Either Stephen Fry or Bruce Campbell.

 

[Natural Philosopher]

Morgan Freeman, there is no other proper answer.

I read this title, thought the exact same thing, but was surprised to only have to go down two posts to see someone else believes the same. xD

 

[Zeema]

Easily Jack Black

and i would ask him to play the greatest song in the world

 

[The Gatherer]

Got to be either:
1) John Cleese
2) David Hayter (As snake obviously)
3) Mike Judge (Hank Hill or Butthead)
4) Steeve Coogan
5) Julian Barratt
6) Mike Patton
7) John Motson (1,000,000 Man points to people that know this guy)

In no particular order. Its startling that none of my fellow britons said no's 1,4,5 & 7 .
Oh well

 

[holographicman]

the crysis 2 nanosuit voice aka false prophet

second choices would be keith david, queen myyrah or the UT guy