Who's worse: Emmerich or Bay?

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JourneyThroughHell

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I liked the Independence Day but Michael Bay made my favorite movie of all-time. Feel free to guess (I am quite ashamed of that).
Oh, wait, the author of the topic gave it away.
Michael Bay has made bad movies but I just love The Rock too much.
 

Trifixion

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Bay, no question. Emmerich can indeed at least compose a scene nicely, even if the movie itself is heavy-handed moralizing. Bay is just...well...

...I think this sums it up pretty nicely (thank you Robot Chicken):


But is Bay the worst director ever? No. Is Boll worse than Bay? Yes, but even he's not the worst! Coleman Francis comes to mind for that award.

Or...God help you if you have seen it without the aid of Joel & The Bots...there is the singular motion picture work of fertilizer salesman Harold P. Warren to consider...
 

Plurralbles

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Bay. He can't cast, he can't get what he does manage to cast to work properly, and his films are a study in "What not to do"

Emmerich... Sheesh. After finding what he's made(he's not in my repertoire of directors I know of by name)... THE day after tomorrow.... wasn't all that bad.
 

brabz

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Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Sean Connery in "The Rock" FTW (Bay)
 

Mr.Squishy

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When I read the title, I immediately thought of MGS 'cause otacon's real name is hal emmerich...

OT: Bay
 

Onyx Oblivion

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I like M. Night Shayayalayaltalaafaamnsakdjtaa. I even liked "The Village".

OT: Bay.
 

Shepard's Shadow

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Uwe Boll above all others is the worst. Although, out of those two, I say Bay. I can't think of anything the other guy did.

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Trifixion said:
...I think this sums it up pretty nicely (thank you Robot Chicken):

Ha! I remember seeing that. Robot Chicken is awesome!
 

Kinichie

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Emmerich made some movies you can actually watch without thinking "this won't be too much a waste of my time"
 

SpaceSpork

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Outright Villainy said:
At least I can enjoy Emmerich's films on a stupid level. Bay just make me want to punch something, preferably his face.
Yes, oh so much.
I mean, they're both irrefutably bad. But . . . goddamn! Bay makes to want to remove my liver and spleen and transplant them to the first person who quotes this!
It's just terrible.
 

SpaceSpork

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manythings said:
Can anyone point out an honest difference? Beyond bay being pretty racist.
Emmerich makes disaster disaster films.
Bay makes disaster action films.
 

hermes

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I will go with Emmerich on this one.

Bay's best was The Rock and Armageddon. Emmerich's best was ID4 and... pretty much only that.