I wish I could say some obscure European director to show how much of a cinemaphile I am but that's not true. My favourite directors are Quentin Tarantino for his blood-splattered banter pics and Kevin Smith, the modern day hero of the teenage proletariat. Hell, even my favourite foreign directors are world famous, like Takashi Miike, Robert Rodriguez, Mikael Haneke, Guillermo Del Toro, and Satoshi Kon.