Who's your secret weird celebrity crush...?

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Marik2

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Matt_LRR said:
Marik2 said:
Matt_LRR said:
Ellen Page?

Yes please. I'll take 3.

edit: in retrospect, I guess that's not so weird, but seriously. Great actress, great sense of style, and she actually seems like a genuinely nice person.

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You know Ive been meaning to ask if that "-m" is suppose to be like your signature here?
to the extent that I use it to sign my posts... I guess? I think of it more as like, a period on the post than a signature, but sure.

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Yeah since every time I see you post you end it with "-m"

So I thought it was like your signature here or something.

But now I know you use it as a period :p
 

Swarley

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I'm not sure if I would call it a secret, but Neil Patrick Harris.

Oh, and I'm a straight male.
 

Ossum

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No, not the total doof with the huge nose, the cute girl.
 

SenseOfTumour

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Well, for my more obvious one, I'd have to go with Victoria Coren, she's attractive, smart, witty, and confident, and she directed a porn movie just to find out what it was like, and she also hosts one of the toughest quiz shows on British TV.



Sure there's probably more technically perfect looking women out there, but she's got ... something, and maybe it's being close to 40, but the idea that you'd be comfortably able to talk about things after is a very attractive prospect too :D

another choice would be Ruth Jones (far right) from Gavin n Stacey (tho I don't like the show).



Again, I like the look of her, and then having seen her on other stuff, she seems genuinely good company too. Having said that I have a huge weakness for comic actresses and female comedians anyway.

I'm guessing it's not just me that finds an attractive woman with some imperfections far more alluring than any airbrushed model type?

Shame so many have picked women who'll probably be on 'top 100 sexiest women' lists this year however.

As for choosing Kylie, she prefers to pleasure bears in her spare time, and here's the proof

 

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-Samurai- said:
Not sure why but for the people I know, it's apparently not possible to think Avril is hot and not also like her music. Weird.
 

gristledemon

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wow some good ones listed so far... i better go with weird then.....
the female robot in that old cartoon Star Chaser: the Legend of Orin
and as i stated on a similar topic.... Mia Wasikowska when she is wearing armor in alice in wonderland, honestly i never really found her all that cute otherwise but add armor, even fake armor, and wow!
 

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Breaker deGodot said:
Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, and Rosario Dawson are my top.
None of those are weird.

Broken Boy said:
My boy crush: http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w98/FOURDEE3/kevin_smith.jpg

My girl crush: http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2009/12/Kesha.jpg
The link doesn't work, but I'm assuming that's meant to be 'Ke$ha'? She looks smelly!
 

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I think the OP should have made a rule, if she's a leading lady in romantic comedies, or a model, or lead singer in a band, she's almost guaranteed to be excluded for not being a 'weird' choice of celeb crush. There's nothing weird about liking someone who regularly features high up 'hottest celebrities' lists.

I'll add another, Olivia Colman, from Peep Show and many other great UK comedy shows. She's usually playing downtrodden, overworked women, but she's quite capable of glamming up well given the chance. She plays very 'normal' people to, maybe that's part of it for me, feeling 'accessible', I don't tend to shoot for supermodels and the like anyways.



Just as an aside, this really does show the male / female divide I think.

I'd say if asked, most of the guys would go for most of the women named here, whereas the women choosing guys tend to pick a far more diverse range of men, it's almost as tho they're not basing it all on looks! :D

Just out of curiousity I'd love to see a version of this with only gay and lesbian responses, to see if gays mainly pick beautiful or handsome men and the lesbians are more likely to pick more 'interesting' women.
 

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Bowl Full said:
According to my sister, I have a man-crush on Zach Braff.
Same here! Although it's totally not true.

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Aside from that, Heather Graham, which is only weird insofar as she's like 30 years older than me (or so).
 

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for the record, I'm a sraight male.
now, Paul Giamatti and no I don't know why.

most of these aren't weird
 

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OWENR22 said:
I've always had a thing for Julianne Moore. I don't care if she's 30 years older than me. I'd chop off a nut for a night with her.

my friend i have this EXACT same picture on my laptop...yes she is smoking hot...
 

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SenseOfTumour said:
just as an aside, this really does show the male / female divide I think.

I'd say if asked, most of the guys would go for most of the women named here, whereas the women choosing guys tend to pick a far more diverse range of men, it's almost as tho they're not basing it all on looks! :D

Just out of curiousity I'd love to see a version of this with only gay and lesbian responses, to see if gays mainly pick beautiful or handsome men and the lesbians are more likely to pick more 'interesting' women.
You'd have to develop an impartial idea of what constitutes "attractive" and "interesting". Tom Cruise is generally considered to be pretty attractive, despite having a large, crooked nose. A lot of people consider Cillian Murphy to be "interesting looking" because of his cheekbones, but he's still considered conventionally attractive. Ditto for James Marsters. Another factor is body types, in crazy Hollywood land Jake Gyllenhaal and Orlando Bloom are "skinny".
 

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MostlyHarmless said:
I have a slight man-crush on David Tennant:

I'll agree with this one, I have a very, VERY large man-crush on Tennant. Him and Nathan Fillion.

As for a woman, I'll probably go with Felicia Day, although I don't think that it's particularly "weird" seeing that 90% of the male population on the internet loves her.
 

Iznat

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Brody Dalle of The Distillers/Spinerette fame.



Also, Trent Reznor.



Yep...

EDIT

HOLY CRAP I FORGOT

Robert Downey Jr.

 

nick n stuff

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i've scoured the forum just to see if anyone else agrees with me making my crush less weird but to no such luck.

Jayma Mays



i know she was in Glee and as unfortunate as that is it can all be forgiven as she was in Heroes...oh, and she's damn fine redhead.
 

Captain Pirate

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Emma Watson. Shame she cut her hair... and she's a little old for me... A man can dream.
Also got a bit of a man-crush on Leonardo DiCaprio. Not like that, I just think he's awesome. Like Ewan McGregor. Who I may have a slight man crush on.
EDIT: If my post seems a little gay, all the females I would aldo totally do things with have already been mentioned *points to above post*. Also Belinda Stewart-Wilson. Daaaaaaayyuummmnn...