Why am i cursed with such women?

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Blayze

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I liken women to playing games on a PC.
Let's not get into the subject of adjusting .ini files or installing mods. That'd lead to all kinds of lawsuits cropping up as a result of this topic that I'd then have to deny all knowledge of.
 

Smokeydubbs

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We are all crazy, its just about find someone just as crazy.

I don't have high standards but I know what I want in a relationship. I never put much effort into relationships that started after sex because I know its not going to last. My advise would be friends but let her know that there could be something there. That gives you time to get to know her.

My last ex was my friend for awhile before I realized that she was my type (too bad she was with one of my friends during that time). But when we started dating I noticed that she likes to lie. And that is the best way to say why we broke up. Other then that we were damn near perfect for each other.
 

Trace2010

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Dude...stop being retarded!


There, I said it...now go to Barnes and Noble or your nearest hardware store and get a date for tonight (and I'm not talking about a book or a piece of wood). :)
 

Voicuboyy

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dude... there are chicks who are smart and hot.and if you find a hot chick that is stupid.. fuck her, she'll even take it up the ass! [thumbs up and sparkly grin]
 

Sevre

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Usually when they are so attractive they have a personality I can't stand. But I can't resist.
 

jasoncyrus

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seamusotorain said:
jasoncyrus said:
Why is it that 99% of the time when you find someone you could love you find something fatally wrong with them?

Either they are:

Amazing body but horrible mind

Amazing mind but horrible body

Or amazing mind amazing body but has been so wrecked by exes she thinks you'll molest her kids just because you are male -.-

Thoughts?
Have you seen "Shallow Hal"? Don't. It's not very good. But anyone who has, should recognise this guy.
Obviously you havn't read the first 3 pages. Go read them before you make stupid uninformed comments like that.
 

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crypt-creature said:
MaxTheReaper said:
But in the interest of not taking shit seriously: Typical wimmins. Always tryin' to climb above their station! (is there anything above a kitchen? Why would you want to go to an attic?)
please do not stab me it is just a joke
Hey, if the attic is spacious enough and I have it all to myself, why not take an attic over a kitchen? Besides, people don't usually have a kitchen in their attic. So no kitchen duty for me, as it is I enjoy having very little interaction with my family any way. The attic wouldn't be so bad.
No, you can't come into the attic, i limit your role to passer upper!

I applaud anyone who gets the reference.
 

nova18

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Grimm91 said:
Women always have something wrong with them, but so do men. Only male problems are a lot less complex... most of the time.
True, such as:
"Me hungry, me need sandwich"
"Me horny, me need woman"
"Me thirsty, me need Martini Rosso on the rocks"

Thats how my mind works, simple, easy to read.
Women however are impossible to read. I was raised by my mother and my aunties so I know more than most about women, but it'll never be enough.
 

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Women are so confusing. Well, some of them.
So I gave up and life has been fabulous since then. Would still love to have a girlfriend though. But they can find me, I don't care enough to look (socially inept geek seeks single girl willing to put up with geek's god-incarnate boyfriend XP)
 

seamusotorain

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jasoncyrus said:
Obviously you havn't read the first 3 pages. Go read them before you make stupid uninformed comments like that.
Obviously you've seen Shallow Hal. *Ahem

*Reads first 3 pages*

Nope, I'm sticking by my stupid, now-informed opinion.

Dr.Sean said:
go to gamestop and hit on the hottest chick in there.
The hottest chick in GameStop is...not hot. But she is the hottest in GameStop.
 

beddo

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jasoncyrus said:
Why is it that 99% of the time when you find someone you could love you find something fatally wrong with them?

Either they are:

Amazing body but horrible mind

Amazing mind but horrible body

Or amazing mind amazing body but has been so wrecked by exes she thinks you'll molest her kids just because you are male -.-

Thoughts?
Why am I cursed with people like you in the world. Oh yea sure, all women can be divided into one of your three categories.

Why don't you leave the misogyny in your head and out of the forums.
 

beddo

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Grimm91 said:
Women always have something wrong with them, but so do men. Only male problems are a lot less complex... most of the time.
Everyone has problems, that's life. While genders may have specific biologically related problems it does not affect the complexity of those problems.
 

beddo

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seamusotorain said:
jasoncyrus said:
Why is it that 99% of the time when you find someone you could love you find something fatally wrong with them?

Either they are:

Amazing body but horrible mind

Amazing mind but horrible body

Or amazing mind amazing body but has been so wrecked by exes she thinks you'll molest her kids just because you are male -.-

Thoughts?
Have you seen "Shallow Hal"? Don't. It's not very good. But anyone who has, should recognise this guy.
Oh yea, I forgot that, for women, emotional intelligence is directly inverse to attractiveness.
 

beddo

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piers789 said:
Women are just as crazy as men. The only difference is they show it more.
Another solid generalisation about gender, no wonder equality is progressing so well.
 

beddo

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Mazty said:
TheWeasel said:
Mazty said:
Because a lot of women (99.99% of the ones I have met) are insure and still very primitive. They never act rational on their periods, & I don't give a **** if it's hormones, logic can still tell you to calm down & act like a normal human being, especially if you know from day x to day y you're going to be volatile.
Just look at the amount of women who win nobel prizes.
Honestly, just go with whatever takes your fancy, but don't expect miss everything, I've never met one and can't see it happening.
As a bunch of guys in their late twenties said to me "Tsk, you need to learn, you never speak to a girl because you find them interesting, she doesn't exist."
Seriously? I don't know you well enough to call you a jerk so I won't, but man you must live in the wrong place if that's your view of women. I know there's some crazy women out there but if you're going by the ones you meet in clubs or bars then you're bound to be disappointed. If a woman is flaunting everything and dancing provocatively she's interested in herself, not you.
First of all, note how I said 99.9& of the women I've met, so that's hardly a reason to someone a jerk because of their personal experiences is it?
Secondly, have you never noticed it? If you know you are going to be bitchy, well, what on earth stops ypur mind telling you this and you controlling your temper? This comes from a guy who has an older sister and hangs around with a lot of women. The turn into snappy cows on their period & say shit, which is clearly wrong, just to have an argument, like an angsty teen. Sorry, but why should a 20+ year old not be able to control themselves? It has been scientifically proven that women are driven more by their emotions, and this makes some of them just plain irritating to be around.
Also, can you really excuse the "Oh but he's confident so I like him", but really the guys a dick, which guys pick up on in around 10 minutes, yet it takes the girl 3 months of sleeping with the guy? Men & women literally have different brains, and a lot of the time the difference just makes a lot of the girls I've met really, really boring.
So you've only met women in multiples of 100. Of course hormones affect our decisions and mood but it applies equally for both genders. It's not been scientifically proven that women are driven more by their emotions than men, that's ridiculous folk lore, the science behind it questionable.

Everyone has different brains, your brain may be more similar to that of a women than another man. We just don't know enough about how the brain works to conclusively decide that gender is a defining factor in operational methods.
 

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beddo said:
piers789 said:
Women are just as crazy as men. The only difference is they show it more.
Another solid generalisation about gender, no wonder equality is progressing so well.
Yeah, sorry about the generalisation. Normally I like to think I'd have said something a little more constructive but this time I couldn't resist, especially as it was my sister who told me that.