PatientGrasshopper said:
... it's really hard to explain exactly what I find funny, oh my favorite comedians are, Frank Caliendo, Craig Ferguson, Harland Williams...I like a good impressionist...
Based on the Youtube footage I poured over, you are a fan of comedians who point out the absurdity of everyday familiarities, as well as people playing funny characters and impressionist-based caricatures of celebrities and/or everyday people, to complete your humor aesthetic circle. You apparently are not a fan of those who replace the insight, intelligent language and resulting humor of exposing everyday ridiculousness with anger and unnecessary volume (Sam Kinison started that journey, and Dane Cook crashed it into a tree...). If I were to hazard a guess, Patton Oswalt doing his impression of Master Shake doing his Vegas night club stand-up act while under the influence of the hypno-germ (I forget what season, go look it up) would be right up your alley. Most of your humor base also tends to toy slightly with putting a surreal face on everyday interaction with the world. Most of their experimentation in this realm tends to follow the typical route of personifying animals or things and making jokes about the thing that can't act human and the behavior the thing would exhibit if it could act human. And lastly, the comedians you mentioned talk quite a bit about things I'm guessing that you yourself are more familiar with, and can better relate to. You like laughing at what you know.
Me? I like comedians who can tell a good story, especially when the story is based on a
very surreal premise. I'm an even bigger fan of those who can simply [a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/"]ride a good story[/a] while pointing out sights of interest that may or may not actually exist. Bill Hicks is an example of one of my premise riding heroes, even if he tended to stick closer to the real world. Bill Cosby's material is legendary for his ability to take a 40 second event from his life, turn it into a 45 minute story and jump back and forth over the barrier of surreality as he exaggerates the thoughts and personal histories of every person and object involved. George Carlin was the ultimate hippie, taking common examples of everyday-level everything and running it through that post-acid theoretical filter of his, and then straight into the part of your brain you didn't know you were using at the time.
To be honest, I can't think of any truly standout / uncommon female examples of your type of stand-up humor, and I can't really think of too many existing female examples of mine. But maybe this will help in starting the search...