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King of the Sandbox

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Mark Bendon said:
King of the Sandbox said:
Depends. Have you ever gotten laid by walking up to a group of MILFs at a soccer game and asking, "Hey, you ladies dig Farmville? Yeah. That was me."

If so, then yes. If not, then not as much.
Do I get points for considering it?
Sorry, no. A batter doesn't get his baseball card changed for 'considering' hitting home runs, so.... yeah. That analogy works.
 

WhoaItsBrett

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I'm awesome because I own a Level 100 hundred Venusaur (who just happens to be undefeated, and on Blue Version.)
 

notyouraveragejoe

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confessor said:
Becuase without me it's just aweso
Hehe, I like this.

I'd say: Because I am a relatively skilled footballer and rugby player, I am really popular amongst my friends (who are all good people), I play guitar(ish) and can drink and drink and drink with no problem.

Unrealistically: Because I explode into paint whenever a situation needs to be made more awesome.
 

King of the Sandbox

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WhoaItsBrett said:
I'm awesome because I own a Level 100 hundred Venusaur (who just happens to be undefeated, and on Blue Version.)
That's....actually kinda cool.

Mostly because I lost my Blue and Red, though my Bulba and Char both had a pretty good record. I think they got KO'd twice each through the entire game.
 

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I can save a drowning persons life in under 2 minutes (I'm a lifeguard), I understand a lot of languages and I learn very easily. I've been told I'm very funny (gonna try stand-up. soon :3) and I'm kind of good-looking too, and very charming. Plus I'm 6 foot 3, AND I am very smart. (above moron and chowderhead)

: )

This thread made feel good about myself, Thank you JS ibanez!
 

Elf Defiler Korgan

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I'm a passable swordsman (foil & epee), a bit of a prick, and half way through post-grad on the way to a PhD. My girlfriend is stunning and a marvelous cook.

Hmm, I've also nearly died three times. Axe kick to head, near drowning during a flood, and hit by a car and sent a good distance (lost fingernails, helmet disintegrated).
 

HaraDaya

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Cause I have a good-looking girlfriend who loves me, and also enjoys playing games with or without me.
Wait, that just makes my girlfriend awesome.
 

JS ibanez

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Ldude893 said:
Pride: One of the seven deadly sins.
this happens to be my greatest sin. And im proud of that!

Seriously though. I don't get the pride part of the sins. I dont see why pride should be a sin. Unwarranted pride sure. But feeling proud of yourself gives you confidence. And its confidence that makes you better at everything you do. Maybe someone who knows the bible can give a more specific reason why pride is a sin?

But clearly a little bit of pride helped this guy

Phenom828 said:
This thread made feel good about myself, Thank you JS ibanez!
Your welcome. Stay awesome ;)


I say old chap said:
Hmm, I've also nearly died three times. Axe kick to head, near drowning during a flood, and hit by a car and sent a good distance (lost fingernails, helmet disintegrated).
wow. Just wow man. Maybe not so awesome for you at the time. But certainly some memorable experiences you've got there
 

latenightapplepie

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Because I'm awesomely attractive. I've even been called a "complete package". That's a direct quote.

I also study awesome subjects at university like Latin and Ancient Greek. I also did fairly awesomely in my final year of high school. Go ahead and ask me if you want to know how well exactly I did. However a word of caution; you may be overcome by the sheer awesomeness.

[small]Wow, it feels really ugly being this proud.[/small]
 

RanD00M

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It's pretty obvious why I'm awesome.And the reason why I'm awesome is the face.....Haha,got you there.In truth I'm not really awesome.I'm actually quite lame.