Why are YOU so damn awesome?

[Caligulove]

I'm awesome because I'm so deep that I have deep underwear- and my balls get confused in them

 

[crudus]

I'm not awesome...

That's awesome!

I can radiate more happiness then anyone, all on my own.

Can your hugs cure depression from miles away.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

I've been stabbed multiple times, run down by vehicles 7 times (5 of which were deliberate attempts on my life),
fallen down the same mountain twice (I was very drunk the first time the second time was dumb luck),
been caught in 3 minor explosions,
taken a 13 man beating, for around half an hour, with just a couple of minor bruises,
various parts of me have been on fire,
I have never had a broken bone and unless I get really torn up I don't scar.

 

[Chefodeath]

Why am I awesome? Simple.

I'm awesome because I'm so damn humble.

Fuck ya, I rule.

 

[General BrEeZy]

i keep cool in any situation, i have high pain tolerance, i never ***** basically. i am strong. long live humanity--heres to our progression and intellect! *drinks sparkling cider*

 

[Gindil]

Because I was born Half-man, Half Amazing.

 

[Estocavio]

Well...
1: I have all of GTA IV Liberty City to memory... Name a street and ill describe it in extreme detail. Without exception.
2: I can invent stories like no other. You do know how Holland came to possess its flag, right? With the Prussian armada and everything...

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

I am so damn awesome because I can make anyone have a good time.

I'm also awesome because I can have a good time anywhere.

If I were to go into detail:

I love my life.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

i can stay awake for a period of 20 hours or more, unaided and on around 8 hours of sleep the night before.. i do my best work at the last minute. i can touch type, cook, bake, build (assemble) a PC in about 20 minutes... Also, i own Painkiller.

not awesome, just nerdy and have a lot of time on my hands..

 

[Abanic]

I actually have a super-power!

I can 'Pity da Fool' up to eight times a day!

 

[Vilcus]

I'm immune to hot and cold weather. I've literally gone through my entire year wearing a black hoodie, and even during incredibly hot or cold days I have never complained. Everyone I know is always complaining about how hot, or how cold it is, but I never seem to notice, and everyone calls me crazy for always wearing my hoodie (I don't dress up for winter, which is 6 months up here in Canada, and I don't wear lighter clothing for summer).

Also I can cook, not expert level, but if I had to, I could easily prepare a delicious meal for any guest who comes to my place of residence (but that's only if I had to, if I can I'll just slip by with making them KD).

 

[Reaper195]

When people bully me, I strike back a million times harder. If someone punches me and just acts like a all-purpose, general dick, I lay them on the floor and threaten to eat their eyes.

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Because ahm here to see PAHCO!

*Wonders if anyone gets it while looking at username and avatar*

 

[Maibus]

I am an inter-dimensional being capable of altering the very fabric of time and space, my powers are beyond you mere mortals. Seriously though, I just happen to be that rare breed of people who are just simply awesome >.>

 

[Doc Funky]

I'm awesome because I speak four languages. I'm awesome because I'm the one person in my group of friends that's always remembering the details that everyone else forgets...if someone's trying to place the name of a movie, actor, video game, TV show, or anything else, I'm the one who can give the answer. I'm awesome because I'm the person everyone at work knows he can rely on.

I'm awesome because I've completed the P90X workout routine and have started on Insanity. I'm awesome because I've dropped sixty pounds since last October, and I'm going to lose at least forty more before I'm done.

I'm awesome because I'm nice to everyone, and don't hold grudges (with only one exception) even when people use me. I'm awesome because I'd give anything to help my friends.

Heh, that was fun...while this post makes me sound cocky, in reality I can only ever focus on the bad things in myself.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

I lost my arm in an industrial accident, and had it replaced with a cannon that shoots shurikens and lightning and is ON FIRE.


I'm not sure where I came up with the idea to do so. I think it was from that game. You know, Final Fantasy VII.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

You actually have to ask? Fine, I'll humour you. It's because I'm the single most important being in the universe. There. I said it.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I think a better question is how am I not awesome?
Eh?
EH?