I was referring to the last few drips at the end BEFORE THEY HIT THE FLOOR OR SEAT PLEASE! >.<emeraldrafael said:
Why Can?t Men Aim?
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Because a man was always meant to be peeing in the savage wilderness. We cannot be confined by the shackles of modern etiquette and limited peeing spaces it would mean giving up our last vestiges of freedom. Let your spirit run free my brothers and pee - pee like you never peed before!
[sub][sub]But yeah they should clean up that shit is just disgusting. [/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub]But yeah they should clean up that shit is just disgusting. [/sub][/sub]
OH, apologies then. I'm sorry.JezebelinHell said:
But I dont know any guy that does that. usually they're kinda lost in the fact of what they're doing.
Oh the FUCKING split stream. Just this morning I had 4 individual streams, that all seemed to hate each other and wanted to get as far away as humanly(pissingly?) possible. Ofcourse I cleaned it up afterwards, but damn!Jonluw said:
I find sitting while peeing very uncomfortable, because I'm quite tall and large (not fat or anything, just built like a man), and I have to bend my penis at an uncomfortable angle while sitting on the toilet, which makes it hard to completely "fire all torpedoes", so to speak, resulting in spills when I stand up again. Also not a fan of having the tip of the aforementioned penis touch the bowl.
When I get my own place, I'm installing a damn urinal.
While the apparatus through which we expel urine can be pointed fairly easily, the problem is simply that there are a wide variety of situations which make it difficult to determine where exactly urine is going to actually go when we start the process. Chiefly among them, without a clear knowledge of what sort of pressure said urine is going to be expelled with, it is quite impossible to know if one's aim is on target without standing over the toilet in such a way as to be incredibly awkward (and as often as not, hilariously unsanitary). Most aiming problems are the result of this period of uncertainty at the beginning. It is only when distracted (by being drunk for example) that aiming problems occur after the start.
Ah the dreaded "split stream". That and the crooked one if I've slept on one side all night. That wakes you up real quick when you're painting the wall.Jonluw said:
Due to the fact I've got really good backpressure in that area I've gotten into the habit of standing about four feet away from the bowl and firing away with unnerving accuracy. But when things go wrong they go horribly wrong.
That said I always clean up any errant sprays.
Yes, OP, you are unlucky, if it's spilled on the floor so much that it's become a hazard. Beyond that, all I can say is, if you don't have one, you wouldn't know how hard it is to aim with something attached to your midsection.FamoFunk said:
Asking this is like asking women why they have to get those darned yeast infections all the time (proximity of the meatus to the anoos)
as it's been said, it's not our fault. at least we make sure the toilet seat is up so we don't get it where you sit
It's a backhanded attempt to get back at you for whining at us to put the seat down all the time. :/
But seriously, you can find most of the answers to this on the first page of this post. The so-called "Mega Morning Wood" reason has happened to me before, and it's extremely irritating when not only do you make a mess, but you also have to change your pants.
But seriously, you can find most of the answers to this on the first page of this post. The so-called "Mega Morning Wood" reason has happened to me before, and it's extremely irritating when not only do you make a mess, but you also have to change your pants.
You are sadly misinformed, know women that wipe incorrect or have other health or hygiene issues...funguy2121 said:
They can. It's typically laziness.
The cure is to sop up the urine in toilet paper and leave it in their bed. Careful, they may not notice.
Unless they have issues with how their genitals work, in which case you're adding abuse and strain to them. But that's really rare.
The cure is to sop up the urine in toilet paper and leave it in their bed. Careful, they may not notice.
Unless they have issues with how their genitals work, in which case you're adding abuse and strain to them. But that's really rare.
